智能大反攻 The Mitchells vs. The Machines(2021)英文字幕更新日期: 2021年09月13日 下载次数: 148 SRT ASS
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[whimsical music playing],[girl] We all wanna be the perfect family.,But who's perfect, right?,Every family has its challenges,,from picture day to picky eaters.,For my family, our greatest challenge鈥?7,鈥robably the machine apocalypse.,[thud],The last humans must be here somewhere.,[engine revving],Wait.,They're coming.,[tense music playing],Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?,-Or is it---[all scream],[upbeat music playing],Who are these unstoppable warriors?,-[yells] Hot! Hot!-I told you to get a lid!,-The dog is biting my hair!-Look out!,[girl] There we are,,warriors.,Most action heroeshave a lot of strengths.,-Dad, look out!-Katie, use a weapon!,[Katie] My family only has weaknesses.,[yells],[tires squealing],-[all screaming]-[grunts rapidly],[silence],[Katie] My dad kind of reminds me,of that YouTube videoof the screaming gibbon monkey.,[screams, grunts rapidly],[both screaming, grunting rapidly],[screaming continues],-[all gasping]-[tires squealing],[Katie] Look out, robots,because we're brave鈥?,[whimpering],鈥e are hungry for action,,and we're strapped in for success.,And we have no鈥?41,鈥dea what we're doing.,[upbeat music playing],["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly],鈾?And I want more 鈾?46,鈾?Tastes so sugaryBut I want more鈥?鈾?,[Katie] I've always felt a littledifferent than everyone else.,So I did what any outsider would do,,made weird art.,Behold! Cinema.,[dramatic music playing],Hello, Katie.,-[yells]-I'm alive now.,Even though I'm a hamburger,,I wanna go to the big cityand be a Broadway star.,鈾?Razzle dazzleI'm a talking-- 鈾?,[screaming],Oh gosh! Why? Oh, my innards!,-[blows raspberry]-[laughter],[chuckles quietly],[Katie] I never fit in,,for lots of reasons.,[upbeat music playing],But movies were always there for me.,All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,,you're a hardened criminal,and you got nothing to lose.,Go.,-[sirens wailing]-Oh no. It's Dog Cop.,[panting],[Katie in deep voice] I'm hereto bust criminals and lick my own butt.,And I'm all out of criminals.,[Katie in normal voice]My parents haven't figured me out yet.,To be fair, it took me a whileto figure myself out.,My little brother Aaron gets me.,But he's got his own weird interests.,Hi. Would you like to talkto me about dinosaurs?,No. Okay, thank you.,Hi. Would you like to talkto me about dinosaurs?,[Katie] My mom says she believes in me.,You can do this, hon.,[Katie] But she says that to everyone.,You can look straight.,Follow this pen. Follow this pen.,You get an "A" for effort, Buster Brown.,[grunting softly],[Katie] My dad is an unusual man.,But he loves nature and can fix anything.,To survive in the outdoors,you'll need to know how to trap wild game.,[whispers] Now, this is very sensitive.,-Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up---[shouting],[yells],Hey, who's this curious guy?,-[screaming]-[snarling],[Katie] He never shared my interests.,Hey, you wanna see these special effectsI made for Dog Cop 5?,Oh, sorry, Katie. I'm a little ocupado.,Wanna check out this mallard?,[chuckling] It's dead.,[sighs] It's okay.,[Katie] It didn't really bother me though..
Besides, I had bigger plans.,I poured everything I hadinto getting into film school in LA.,[siren wailing],So, after watching the聽epic Dog Cop saga,and 84 of my finest short films,,I'm sure the California College of Film,would love to accept Katie Mitchell鈥?109,[chuckles],[exhales],[sighs],[laughs excitedly] Yes!,[Katie] And the other accepted studentstotally get me.,You guys like Robo Slayers 4?,No one around herehave even heard of that.,Why not? It's amazing.,Oh, by the way,I saw some of your videos online.,They're hilarious.,-So good.-Mind-blowing.,[Katie] After all these years,I'm finally gonna meet my people.,-["I Want More" playing]-鈾?Right now 鈾?,鈾?Right now, right now鈥?鈾?124,Coming.,[phone chiming],鈾?Yeah 鈾?128,[Aaron laughs, imitates drumbeat],[chuckling] Stop.,Well, someone's in a good mood.,Hey, to celebrate your last night,,Katie face cupcakes!,[Katie yells, chuckles] Wow.,Any time I miss you,I'm gonna bake you and eat you.,-[Katie laughs]-Here. Catch a cupcake, Monch.,-Catch a cupcake. Oh.-[yelps],[grunts, yelps],[Aaron] You'll get it, buddy.,Ah man. I'm gonna missthat little dude when I leave.,Speaking of which, Pal,check me in to my flight tomorrow.,[Pal] Check-in at 9:00 a.m.,Katie, you know how velociraptorsusually hunt in pairs?,Well, what happenswhen one leaves the pack,and鈥?and, um鈥?146,You'll make new friends.,And maybe you can meet another smart,,charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.,Or lady nerd.,What? No. Who鈥?who would want that?[chuckles nervously],That's crazy.,-[gasps] I can't breathe.-[laughs],Do you really thinkI'll be okay without you?,I know you will.,-Raptor bash.-[both snarl, chuckle],And, hey, I made something for you guys.,Oh, hon. That looks so cute.,-[mouse clicks]-Ugh. Skip. Skip.,Ah, come on.You got schmutz all over the screen.,-Howdy.-I know, but you're just smearing it.,I'm Mark Bowman,founder and CEO of Pal Labs.,Oh, new Pal announcement.,You better updatethe editing software, man.,We here at Pal like to do the impossible,,from the Pal personal assistantto smart appliances,to even teaching dogs how to talk.,[pained voice] Hello.,I am dog.,[grunts],But we here at Pal are about to dropour biggest invention yet.,Your cell phone is aboutto take its first steps.,-Whoa.-Is this real or鈥?,-[door opens]-Yeah, hold on.,[chuckles] Hey, gang.,-Hey, hon.-Hi, Dad.,After a long day at work,nice to see your faces.,[phones chiming, beeping],Bathed in ghoulish blue light.,Wonderful. Okay, you know what?,Brilliant idea.,This is our last night togetherbefore Katie leaves, so let's savor this.,How about we put our phones down,and we can make ten seconds,of unobstructed family eye contact?,-Starting right---This seems--,Put your phone down. Now.,[dad] See, this is good right here.This is natural.,[straining],No, you're allowed to blink.It's just eye contact.,-Look at Monch.-[moans],That's the spirit right there, huh?,Katie, it seems likeyou're not taking this seriously.,[exaggerated straining]What makes you say that?,-[chuckling]-[spluttering] Guys鈥?Everyone, focus.,Now that we're all really comfortable,I can't wait for you聽to see my new movie.,-Mm-hmm.-I think it might be a masterpiece.,[upbeat electronic music playing],[voices cheering],[horn blows],[upbeat electronic music continues],[grunting softly],What? What's the face?,Uh, well, I just wonder,,do you really think you canmake a living with this stuff?,Dad, can you finish watching it, at least?,[dad] I will, but I just worrythat you're gonna be,all the way in California and, you know,we're not gonna be able to help you,......
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