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♪ Who's gonna find The first raccoon? ♪,- ♪ I am going to ♪- ♪ Who's gonna find The first raccoon? ♪,♪ We gotta keep it downSo they don't get scared ♪,♪ Raccoons get scaredOf very loud songs ♪,♪ But quiet songsThey really like ♪,- ♪ That is the kind of song They enjoy ♪- There's a squirrel.,♪ They like to danceTo lots of songs ♪,- Right there!- Oh! Whoa.,All right. We're gonna give that one toEvie, but only 'cause she's in last place.,Was there a waythat you want to do this?,I think we just be honest.,Um, Karen gave me a listof words to avoid,so we don't leavethe door open for the girls.,Do you remember what they are?,I wrote them down. Um,on the paper on the dresser.,Um...,"Mommy's going to sleep.,Mommy's going on vacation.,Mommy's going away for a while.",Do you want to do the talkingor do you want me to?,I think...,I think you...you should do the talking.,And I'm just... I'll hold themreal close to me.,All right.,All right.,All right.I'm gonna bring them in.,Oh, fuck. Goddamn it.,Oh, goddamn this thing.,Matt.,I don't know thatI can do it.,I don't know if I can do it.,You can do it, baby.,I'm scared too.,These are my babies.,Okay. All right.I'll go get them.,Okay.,Come on, you guys.,Yay! Hi, girls.,- Hi.- Hi.,Hi, baby. How's your arm, Momo?,Better. It doesn't evenhurt anymore.,You're so tough.,This is gonna be great.You're a star.,- You're gonna sing and dance?- Yes.,Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot hot, hot.,Goddamn it.,- Oh! I have...- You need to fix it!,- Oh, God!- MacGyver it! MacGyver it!,Are you kidding? It's worse.,I'm so excitedto see you tonight.,They're gonna say, "There she is. The greatestliving musical theater actress of all time.",I'm not that good.,- Will you come to the cast party?- Thank you. If I have to.,Will you be nice to Dane?,The asshole whoasked you out on a date?,- Okay, well, he's not an asshole, first of all.- Yeah.,And he didn't know that I was married,so, yeah. He asked me out on a date.,Okay. I'll deal with it.,You gonna hangout with him? Be nice?,- I have to do that?- You need to try to make friends here.,- I have friends here.- Where?,I have so many friends at work.,You hate those people.,Yeah.,But you talk shitabout them every night.,Yeah. My best friends.,- Oh! No!- It's so hot!,I love you.,I love you.,Please don't be late tonight,Matthew.,Late for what?,Glenn. Morning.,Teague.,I've been tossingsome feature ideas around.,You remember that murderon 7th and Ward last week?,With the mother and child got caught in thegang cross fire and only the mother survived.,Yeah. I already gave thatto Lyle.,He's gonna approach it like it's a miraclethe mother lived, blah, blah, blah.,Now she's gotta learn how to live ina world where there's no son around.,- That kind of stuff.- Okay. I can see the irony that he's going for there,,but I was gonna takea different tack.,Which is to try to stickto the facts,and report some of the pertinentinformation to the community.,For example, paramedics took20 minutes to get there.,What part of I alreadygave it to Lyle didn't you get?,Just the part about Lyle beinga dipshit and a terrible writer.,It's Friday, Teague.It's Friday.,I've been tired ofyou since Wednesday. You know?,Matt Teague.,- Matthew.- Yeah.,This is, uh, Rick Bragg callingfrom The New York Times.,Yes. Yes, sir.,Um, did you writethis feature "Long Way Home"?,Yes, I did.,It's a masterfulpiece of writing.,Um, well, thank you, sir.That means a lot coming from you.,Well earned. Well earned.,Listen, how fast can you make it upto The Times office here in Atlanta?.
Because I need you down hereASAP to come and lick my asshole.,Well, let me see how quicklyI can get down there.,Uh, it's awfully appetizing.,Maybe you can clean it out since I knowBradshaw's been in there every week.,Oh, shit!,Oh, man. You should'veseen your fucking face, Teague.,"Oh. Oh, that means a lot to me, sir. Thankyou, sir. That means a lot.",That's funny. Did it take all threeof y'all to come up with that?,Yes, all three.,- Hi, Froot Loop.- Hey.,Hi. Got you a Coke.,Oh, thanks. Um, well, you know,in exchange I made you a mix.,- Oh, Dang-o-Lang.- Yeah.,Is it as depressingas the last one?,I was going througha My Bloody Valentine phase.,- You're never gonna let me live it down.- No, I won't.,I'm almost done withyour Zeppelin compilation.,Oh, my God, please,just save it.,I don't understand. Led Zeppelin isthe greatest rock band of all time.,- They are my number one "I don't get it" band.- Favorite band.,- "I don't get it."- Favorite band.,"I don't get it" band.,Um, I have some big news. I'mgonna ask Charlotte out tonight.,Yeah.,Wow. Finally!,- I know. I was waiting for the right time.- Good lord.,But then I saw Travis is playing the SaengerTheatre next week so I got two tickets.,Did you talk to herat the party last night?,Dane, did you goto the party last night?,I went to the partylike you told me.,I didn't see her thereand I didn't know anybody,,so I left. I just gota little...,Well, I think that youtwo would be perfect together.,- Yeah? Okay. Good, me too.- Mm-hmm. Yeah.,Cool.,You don't thinkshe's too pretty for me...,I really don'tlike it when you do that.,Do what?,Cut yourself down likethat and doubt yourself.,Don't do that, Dane.,Hi, guys. Looks so nice. Thisis gonna be a good-ass show.,- Hey, Nicole.- Hi, Charlotte.,- Do you have a minute?- Yeah, of course. What's up?,Um, so, you're like really good friendswith Dane from stage crew, right?,- Yeah.- Has he ever mentioned anything to you about me?,Only a couple things here andthere every day for the last three months.,Oh, no. That's what I wasworried about. I'm not into him.,- And he is such a nice guy.- Yeah.,- I know he likes me because he comes and he tells me jokes.- Mm-hmm.,And, um, I kinda started up thisnew thing with Aaron anyway.,That Aaron? Stage manager Aaron?,I know, right? He's totally not my normaltype. But he is really goal driven.,- Great.- Anyways, so I was just wondering,if maybe you had any advice onhow I could let Dane down easy.,Well, let me just think about itand then I'll come back to you.,- Thanks, Nicole.- Yeah. No problem.,- Break a leg.- Thank you. You too.,Thanks.,♪ Nobody's on nobody's side ♪,♪ Better learn to go it aloneRecognize you're out On your own ♪,♪ Nobody's on nobody's side ♪,It's not that she's not into me. It'sthat... does it have to be so aggressive?,His hands aresuperglued to her ass.,- Maybe don't look at it anymore.- Well, I... It just feels like it's at me.,I know. You want another drink? That mightbe good. I'm gonna get another round.,- Okay.- Okay.,So, listen, um, I know that Nicoleprobably mentioned that I asked her out.,And I just wanted you to know Ihad no idea you guys were married.,- It's all right. It's fine.- Okay.,It's fine.,So you writefor The Times-Pic?,Yeah. That's funny.You re... you re...,Some... you know, I always thinkno one's even paying attention.,- And then you run into somebody who's read stuff...- No, I haven't read anything.,But Nicole mentioned that you write forthe paper and so I... I remembered that.,Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm justwriting features right now,,but it's not exactlywhat I wanna be doing.,What do you want to be doing?,I mean, if I'm gonna bewriting for a newspaper,,I wanna write stuff that is...seems relevant and important,and that might actuallyinform someone,and then they do something,and then it changes the world.,You know, like write about some war hereor some people who are getting screwed here,or there's corruption there or just,like, not the dog show in Shreveport.,Right. I think that's beautiful.,Thanks, man. What about you?,I've thought aboutdoing standup comedy.,- Well, that's good.- Yeah.,You tell jokes?Or, I guess, write jokes?,I haven't done any of those thingsyet, but I've started to think...,I've started to think aboutlike things I notice are funny.,And then I'll...I would then go from there.,Like I'd write out a game planfirst. Do you know what I mean?,Which would be jokes, right?,I think you get to jokes.But you need to start...,Like a bigger message.,No, I just mean likeget a pen, get a pad.,That's funny, man.You are funny. That's great.,Gotta get out ofmy parents' basement first.,I hear that.,Yup.,Well.........