爱情人偶(Romance.Doll)中文字幕更新日期: 2020年07月08日 下载次数: 315 SRT ASS
Hm.,Hello, Ros.,How's that novelyou're working on?,It's okay, if you like scrumpledpieces of paper in a bin.,You just haven'tfound your story yet.,What's this one about?,[sighs] Um...,Oh, kids, magic...,Wishes that cause trouble.,Sounds a bit young.,Oh, no one's too old for wishes.,Let's go, monkey.,Oh, no, no.No charge.,Thank you.,[bell rings],Is that gel in your hair?,Come on,we're in a rush. Why?,- It looks weird.- [groans],- How weird?- Really weird.,[kids cheering],[groans],There you are!,You are coming with me,young lady.,- I'm busy.- Busy?,- [kids laughing]- This is not busy.,I'm making friends.,You said I shouldmake friends, right?,Friends? This is notwhat a friend looks like.,This... this is a mugshoton the six o'clock news.,You're luckyI don't call the cops.,Go ahead. Any luck,I'll get deported.,♪ ♪,[door opens],[David] Robbie...,I thought I asked you to pack!,[sighs]What good is that?,What are you thinkingabout wearing for underpants?,Because those games cartridges arenot gonna supply adequate coverage.,Come on, bit of action, please!,I just don't knowwhat's wrong with you, Smash.,I've got a good mind not to takeyou on this vacation at all.,So don't. Take me somewheregood.,- Like back home.- We are home.,This sucky little country?Have you seen what they eat?,Mushy peas.They eat mushy peas, Mom.,[phone ringing],And they drive on the left!,- [screaming]- [horn honking],Oh, my gosh,you almost killed us!,You're gonna absolutely love thisplace, guys, I promise.,- Is there a phone signal?- I hope not.,Imagine that, Robbie?All that peace and tranquility.,Romping in the dunes.,And there's a...there's a bit of a surprise.,- Is there Wi-Fi?- No, there's no Wi-Fi.,- Is that the surprise?- No.,- It isn't a very good surprise.- Well, it's not the surprise.,What if mum wants to phone us?What if she's having a crisis?,Mummy's a big girl,she can look after herself.,Robbie, if you play that thing all theway, you're gonna be sick.,♪ ♪,See? I've been packedfor weeks.,I did mention we're goingto the British coast, right?,You are, maybe.,This is my luggagefor the Seychelles,,where I'm moving soonas dad makes the call.,Smash...,Smash, I don't thinkyour dad is...,Smash! Smash!,Hey, Maudie!,- You wanna fly?- Yeah! Fly!,[squeals],["Light It Up Remix feat.Nyla & Fuse ODG" by Major Lazer playing],- What is this?- [David] This is...,It's just some soundsI'm getting in to.,Some new ones. Gotta, uh...,They're quite cool, these guys, actually.They're a...,um... band.,What do you thinkthe surprise is gonna be?,- [whispers] Nothing good.- What if it's Mum?,What if they're getting back together?It'd be like before.,Long silencesand emotional repression?,Shh. Before that,when it was all all right.,["Light it Up Remix"continues playing],There's white sand beaches inthe Seychelles, and flamingos.,And probably tension,and civil unrest.,There's no unrestin the Seychelles.,[scoffs] Your father's there,give them time.,- [phone ringing]- [ringing stops],What is this?,[scoffs] Oh, no, you havegot to be kidding me?,What? I can cook.,Well, I'm a mom, aren't I?,Moms are supposed to cook.,I don't wanna get poisoned.,[all laughing],- [Smash] You can't cook!- You'll see.,You can't cook!.
♪ ♪,[birds squawking],[exhales] So...what do you think?,I feel sick.,Just keep calm, deep breaths.,In through the nose,out through the mouth.,- It's coming out.- Well, try to keep it in.,- There you go, darling.- Thanks.,[David] Deep breaths.,[door opens],[horn honking],Mum!,Who are they?,[exhales],Let's go inside.,Uh...,Maudie, Smash, this is David.,Guys, I'd like youto meet Alice.,You should know your mum talksabout you girls all the time.,Oh, what a coincidence.,She doesn't talkabout you at all.,Why are you holding hands?,Well, um...,We have something to tell you.,[groans]I feel sick.,[Alice] Ros, Robbie...,Your dad and I, well, um...,We've been, well,we've been, um...,We've been seeing each other.,[groans]That is revolting!,- Hey, Smash.- Can we go home, please?,Wait, when you say"seeing each other,",you mean seeing each other?,Look, this holiday's a great opportunityfor everyone to get to know each other.,Come on. What do you say?,[retches],[spitting],Great going, Mom.,You ruined my life.Again.,I'm going to my room.,[Alice]Okay. Let's go inside...,But... but what about Mum?,Ros, Mum's not...,Hey!,That's my room!I was here first!,[Smash] Are you kidding me?It's my room!,I said get out!,[Smash] Stop it!It's my room now!,[Ros] I was here first!,- [Smash] Stop it, go away!- It's my room!,[door slams],This is my half.Stay out.,Who brings books on a holiday?,- People who can read.- People with no lives.,[chuckles]Look at these losers.,Get off that.,[sighs],Hey...,Look, we're gonna make itwork, for all of them.,Yes, we are.,- [groans] Is that...?- Yes.,Oh! [sighs],[Smash] Get off of me!,- [girls yelping]- [both sighing],- You get off of me!- Stop it!,- [screaming]- [David] Hey!,- Both of you, calm down.- She started it!,- She started it!- Smash, you're just impossible.,I don't wanna be here!,I don't want to be here!,Right!I have an idea.,Why don't we all go...for a picnic?,♪ ♪,[indistinct chatter],This place is gross.,[Alice sighs]Smash, try to be nice.,How? There's all thisgross stuff on my shoe.,Tell you what,why don't we play a game?,I spy with my little eye,,something beginning with W.,- Weirdo.- [laughing],Maudie, David is not a weirdo.,- Oh.- Hello!,You must be the new tenantsover at the cottage.,You must be Mr. Trentfrom the, uh...,The mansion? Yes, that'sright, I live in a mansion.,This is all part of my estate.,This is, um,quite some backyard you got here.,Oh, I'm sorry, I can't quiteunderstand what you're saying.,Oh! [chuckles],- Alice is American.- Ah! You're an American.,For a moment I thoughtyou had a speech impediment.,And you've got...four children!,You have been busy, haven't you?,[chuckles] Oh, no.They're not all of our...,No, we're still gettingto know each other.,- As if we have a choice.- [Alice] Smash, please.,And this is Alice's daughter.,Oh, and for some reasonyou've called her Smash.,How delightful.Who's the rest of the crew?,Crash, Bang and Wallop?,Oh, my.........