自卫的艺术 The Art of Self-Defense英文字幕更新日期: 2020年05月21日 下载次数: 121 SRT ASS
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- Hi there. - Hello.Espresso.We've just got the regular type of coffee here.Two, please.Okay.Bonjour. You have completed lesson 25.Well done.At this point, you should have a firm grasp of the French language.Let's continue.I wish I would have been able to see that.Grant is without a doubtthe worst boss on the face of the Earth.One of these days, I'm going to punch him in the goddamn throat.I can promise you that.- Are you talking about Grant? - We are.I was thinking we should pull an office prank on Grant, you know.Put, like, an air horn under his chair,so when he sits down, it makes a really loud noise.Or set fire to his house. Something along those lines.I think Maggie gave birth recently.Grant's wife, Maggie. Actually, I... I know she did.I went to the cookout at his house last weekendand they were there with their new baby,along with their two other children.It was actually a really nice cookout.Quality meats and sides.There was even a raffle for a gift cardto that new restaurant in town.Most of the office was there.Some of them even wore their swimsuits.So, maybe burning down the house isn't the best...But, yeah... Yeah, sometimes...Sometimes here at the office, Grant will give me an assignment,such as auditing an expense report,and even though it's part of my job, reports and auditing,it can be frustrating.What's that magazine you're reading?What department are you in?Accounting.So you're the one who audits our expense reports?Yeah.Get the fuck out of here.I'm sorry. I didn't know we were out.Do you have a gun?What?No, no, no, no. Please don't.Here, here. You can take my wallet.There's $10 plus a gift card to the new restaurant in town.Why are you doing this?There was yet another mugging last night,this one putting a 35-year old dog owner in critical condition.The motorcycle-riding assailants are still at large.Daddy, there's a doggy in here.In an official statement,police are urging residents to stay indoors after dark,adding that if you must go outside, you should carry a weapon,such as a gun or a large knife.You have only one unheard message.Hey, Casey. Uh, this is Grant. Your boss. From work.Just calling to check in on you, see how you're doing.I just want you to know, you can take all the time you need.We can keep you on paid leave for another weekand then it'll just start counting towards your vacation time.but you've got so much of that built up,so I wouldn't be concerned.Hey, um, maybe you could take that trip to France you're always talking about.I hear the people there are lovelyand the food is supposed to be...No one else left you a message.I'm sorry. I can't go out there.This isn't how it was supposed to be.I was supposed to win. You didn't play by the rules.There never were any rules.Can I help you?I'm interested in buying a gun.Are you a hunter?No. It would be for self-defense.I need something that can fit into my hand.Sounds like you're after a handgun.How about something like this?Yes. This is exactly what I'm looking for.I can hold it in my hand quite easily.I'll run the background check and file the necessary paperwork.Yeah. Is there some sort of box you can put this in, or a bag?Sorry. There's a waiting periodbefore you can legally purchase this gun.It's so a person who is upset with another personcan't come in here and buy a gun to shoot that person with.Instead, they have to wait a little while before they can do that.- Do you have any children? - No, I don't. Just a dog.Good. If you did have children,I would warn you that the risk of accidental deathincreases drastically with a gun in the home,but since you don't have any children,that statistic is irrelevant to you.You did mention self-defense though. Be cautious.In a violent altercation, an armed victim ismuch more likely to be shot and killed than an unarmed victim.Suicide is more common with gun owners too.You're really gonna love owning a gun.I'm sure you're right.Karate is a language.It's a way of communicating.When you were a child,you trained your vocal chords to manipulate air to make words.And then you learned how to combine those words togetherso that they would form sentences.And those sentences expressed thoughts, wants, needs...Every conversation that you had was honing your skills.And now, after all these years,you are black belts in speech.So, at this point in your karate training,you are learning how to form words with your fists and with your feet.You're gonna get to the point where you don't even have to think about it.Ask me a question.What... What are your plans for the weekend?I'm going to do some grocery shopping and rent a film.Perhaps a comedyto watchin the comfortof my ownhome.Did that answer your question?That's it for today. Bow to me.Bow to Grand Master.I hope it's...I hope it's all right that I watched.The hardest part of your karate journey iswalking through that door for the first time.That's where most people fail.- What was your name? - Case...Casey.My name is Sensei.Can anyone take classes?The first lesson is free,so why don't you come in tomorrow and give it a shot?I'll try.Higher, Manny. You must attain the proper angle.Remember, you're punching his nose up into his brain.The key word is "up."Okay, class, line up.We're gonna work on a rear naked strangle.With karate, our goal is always to end a fight with strikes.Snapping an opponent's arm with a karate chop,that would be one way.Or shattering their jaw with a perfectly placed spinning wheel kickwould be another.But realistically, when engaged in combat,it is not a matter of if a fight will end up on the ground.It's a matter of when.Manny.This is called "taking the back."I am in the dominant position.He is a mouse. I am a python.I slide my arm around his neck, my elbow under his chin.Like a python, I slowly begin to squeeze my mouse.My arm cuts off the carotid arteries on either side of his neck,starving the brain of oxygenated blood.Students, what is rule number eight?Tap or take a nap.Tap or take a nap.Okay, let's give this technique a try.Bow to me.Bow to Grand Master.Hi there.You're an excellent teacher.Usually, it's the mothers that bring the children, not the fathers.Which one's yours?I'm not a parent.I'm actually a new student. I'm taking my first class today.- You're a new white belt? - Is that the first belt color?White is before color. You haven't earned color yet.That makes sense, actually.I think I need to borrow a uniform for class.I was going to ask Sensei but I didn't see him...And you're lucky he doesn't see you.You're lucky he doesn't see some white beltdisrespecting his dojo and everything he's built.What is the first rule?The board is behind you. What's rule number one?No shoes on the mat.Take off your fucking shoes, white belt.You need a gi and you need a belt. Is that what you're asking?Yes.But say I'm at an ATM...and as my back is turned, a man grabs my throat from behind.- Okay. May I? - Of course.In this instance,the first thing you always have to dois alleviate the pressure on your neck.Your center of gravity needs to be lower than mine,so drop your hips.- Like this? - Exactly.Now you can lift me off my feet with ease.Good.See, even though I have your back,you are now in the dominant position.I have no control and I can easily be thrown.- This is very effective. - Yes, it is.What if they're resisting more?Show me.......
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