家庭计划2 The Family Plan 2(2025)中英字幕

　Breaking news.International crime boss Liam McCaffrey,died last night in prisonat the age of 76.,McCaffrey, who has no known descendants,ran a global empire of assassination,,extortion and robbery spanning decades.,Coming from a military background,McCaffrey recruited...,Ma'am.,The package is in room 556.,I need you to secure it now.,You'll find a key cardtaped under the bar.,Got it.,Avoid the lobby. Too many cameras.,Where are you?,We have less than an hour.,- Are you gonna be late?- I'll be there.,I have eyes on the package.,Open it.,Are you sure?I wasn't expecting to do this alone.,Oh, my God.,What do you think?,What... Did you just scale a building?,What, did you really thinkI'd be late for date night?,That is very impressive.Someone is upping his game.,If you think absurdly romantic overturesare gonna make me forget,that you've been away all week...,you might be right.,Do you like it?,It's beauti... What?,Yeah.,You are very good with your hands,Mr. Morgan.,You bet I am, Mrs. Morgan.,Ignore it.,It's date night, buddy. What's up?,Max barfed, that's what.,- Oh, my...- Well, you're the sitter. It happens.,You gotta clean it up. What was in it?,- Gatorade, Cheerios, carrots...- Oh, my...,- ...I think.- Did it get on the new couch?,A little bit.,It's pink.,All right, here's what you do.,Give him one tablespoon of applecider vinegar in a cup of warm water.,Tell him to sip it, not chug.,And we'll be home in an hour.,Thirty minutes? Twenty?,We'll be right there.,- We gotta take care of the Max thing.- We have to. He's never sick.,Come on, let's go. Come on.,- We'll come back. Another time.- We will, yes.,- This is the room we made Max in.- Yes. Yes, it was the room.,- It is. Yes. Hello!- That was so much fun!,You burden me with your questions,You'd have me tell no lies,- Kyle, you know you love it.- Come on!,- No.- You gotta sing with us!,- Come on, Kyle!- You say to me I don't talk enough,But when I do I'm a fool,These times I've spent, I've realized...,- Kyle!- Come on, Kyle!,- Come on, Kyle. You know the words.- I'm not doing it.,- The things you say- No.,Stop. Come on.,- I'm not doing it.- The things you say,You're unbelievable!,- Hi, everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!- Mom!,I made the sweet potatoes.,Hi, Dad!,Did you see that?,- That was extraordinary.- Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!,Hey, Kyle. Can I make you a Negroni?,- What's a Negroni?- No.,How about you just get some more icefrom the big freezer, bud?,- Ice is more like it.- What do you think, Mup-Mup?,Give it a shot.,- Ice?- Yes. Yes, thanks. Right there.,More gin.,Why am I at the kids' table?,Better luck next year, honey.,- Grab me a beer!- Let your sister sit here.,He wants his favorite childsitting next to him.,I can't help being the only girlin a family of lunkhead boys.,Hey, hey, hey, look who I have!,Live from her studying abroad in London,Ms. Nina Morgan.,Nina!,Hi, guys! I miss you so much.I'm sorry I'm not there.,Speaking of favorite children.,Thanksgiving is not really a thing here,but I got a turkey sandwich. So...,At least you got some turkey.Grandpa's been eating all the turkey here.,Hey, Nina. How's the journalism going?,I heard that awful manyou wrote the article about,,the one who was behind all that messin Las Vegas?,He died in prison last week.,Yeah, I heard, Grandpa.,Do you guys rememberthe year that no one got turkey,because you two idiots tried todeep-fry it and set the garage on fire?,Yeah.,I am sorry for what my dad said.,It's fine.,- The man tried to kill us, Jess.- He was still your father..
    It's okay to feel whatever you feel. Okay?,Thank you.,Max, Max.,Can you please give me to Mom?,- Easy, Usain Bolt.- Can you give me to Mom?,- Please?- I think it's my turn with Nina, huh?,- Thank you so much.- There.,- You wanna go see Mup-Mup?- Not really.,Come on. Don't you like itwhen she takes her teeth out,and gives you kissies?,Hi. How are you? How's the team?,Great. Yeah,we are looking to repeat at State.,- Wow.- In fact, an offer came in.,- Spill.- Head of Women's Track at Ohio State.,Really?,- Yes! Yes!- Are you serious?,That's awesome. That's a D1 school.,- Yeah, I know.- You're obviously...,- You're gonna take it, right?- I haven't decided yet.,You know, I haven't even talkedto your dad about it.,- Mom.- It's...,It means moving to Ohio, Nina.That's not a part of the plan.,You know how your dad feels about Buffalo.,Besides, it's a really big job.,You know, dealing with athletic directorsand elite athletes,and fundraisers and alumni, and...God, who am I take that on?,No, Mom. Don't do that please, okay?,You're allowed to thrivein your profession.,I know. I just feel like sometimesit's at a cost to us.,You know, our family.,Okay, enough about me.,Did you decide what dayyou're gonna come back for Christmas?,Yeah.,About that.,No, no, no, no, no. Jess, the Morgansare always together on Christmas.,That's nonnegotiable.,She'd have to makea round-trip international flight, Dan.,For what? A couple of daysbefore she starts classes again?,And you know she's already freaking outabout her carbon footprint.,- Please.- Kyle,,can you imagine Christmas without Nina?,- Yeah.- Thanks. You're a big help.,Dan. She's 20.,I've got my girls thing.I'll see you later. All right?,- Love you, guys.- She's gotta come home.,We'll see.,All right, well, I got a thing, so...,Where are you going?No. You're not going anywhere.,You're still grounded.,You can't be serious.,You erased the entire grades recordfor all of Taft High.,Yeah, and? It's a senior prank.,You almost went to jail.,Gaming is one thing. Hacking is illegal.,Well, I'm 18 now,and you're not my legal guardian,,so you can't ground me anymore.,Right. Right, but I'm the ownerof the house you live in.,I pay for your food, your Internet,all your other shit.,You're not going anywhere.,You gotta work onyour college application.,- I'll go work on my application.- Yeah, that's what I thought.,What's going on around here, dude?,It's Christmas.,- You want Nina to come home?- Yeah.,- Morning.- Morning, boss.,Hey, Issa, you thinkI travel too much for work?,Did Jessica say something?,Well, I don't know. Maybe.,But you're building your business, right?,That's what I said. And it's true.,But we're never togetheras a family anymore.,I mean, we're like ships passingin the night.,- Any international offers come in lately?- Yeah.,We got a tech start-up in Oslo.They want their security tested.,No. Okay, FedEx distribution centerin Mexico City...,What about the UK?,A bank did reach outfrom London last week.,All right. This is more like it.,All right, have the teamstart the initial prep.,Okay. Got it.,Operation Morgan Family Christmas is a go.,Christmas in London?,Yeah, think about it.,I knock out one quick joband the whole trip's a business expense.,It pays for itself.,Hey! There's no 5:00 and 7:00.,It's 10:00 and 2:00 at all timesor you lose your driving privileges.,Okay. Well, stop treating me like a kid.I passed my test.,I don't wanna go to London. I'm busy.,At Christmas? With what?,There's a tournament.,And besides,I don't need to fly 3,000 miles,to play second fiddleto your golden child.,What are you talking about?,We don't play favorites.,- You arrived first, go ahead.- I know, but he's flashing.,That's the international signfor "go ahead.",Okay, what's the international signfor stop backseat driving?,Dan, London is really far,and Max has never flown before.,Well, he's gotta start sometime.,Wait, I'm confused.,Now you don't wanna spend Christmasin London?......