成为艾迪 Being Eddie(2025)英文字幕

　Hey, you know what's a trip?,They have so much stuff on TV...,It's like, how could there be allof this stuff and not one thing to watch?,You be flipping,just flipping and flipping and flip...,I be like, "It's not shit to wa--"And it be five of my movies on.,I be like, "There ain't shit to watch!I don't want to see none of this shit.",Hai!,I've done all kinds of stuff.,I can't think of another actor,a dramatic actor,,Black, white... that's doneso many different types of things.,Otay!,Hey!,From just me on the stagewith a microphone...,I have some ice cream,...to where I'm everybody in the scene.,This so fabulous. Nothing like gettingtogether with family, having a good meal.,And everything in between.,Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread.That's for damn sure.,I've been cops.I've been a professor. I've been a doctor...,Bad guy.,I've been an old Jewish guy...,He beat Joe Louis's ass.,...I've been an old lady.,Whoo! Might make your head blow off.,I danced in the cloudswith Michael Jackson.,I've been a donkey.,I'm a donkey on the edge!,I was even a rocket ship.,And to all the young actors,I like to tell all of them,,don't ever play a rocket ship.,What am I setting out to do?,Ultimately... is to make people laugh.,I remember once,on one of those talk shows...,...they had the Klan on the show.,And the Klan was like,"I can't stand niggers! Oh...",And he says, "Are you telling me thatyou don't like any Black people at all?",And the Klansman was like,,"I'll... I'll tell you,I like that Eddie Murphy. He's funny.",I was like, "What the fuck?","So you hate all Black people?","Yeah, everybody except that one nigger,Eddie Murphy. Boy, he tickles me.",There's somethingabout him that's in the past before him.,There's something about himthat informs the future beyond him.,He has great seats to life. He gets...,And it's uncomfortablehaving seats that good.,You see the good up close.You see the bad up close.,You see the ugly up close.,But something about him seems...,Like, the core of himseems unscathed by it,,even though I'm sure he's got scars.,Whatever he was protecting...everyone has something they protect,,his is probably well-preserved.,I started so young.Now, it's kind of like, "Wow.",I realize how young I was'cause I've been around for, you know,,over 40 years.,That's a trip.,I come on SNL in the 1980-81 season.,They was auditioningall the comics at the club.,They was putting them upfor the SNL people.,And they specifically wanted a Black guy.,And my first reaction was like,,"Saturday Night Live?",I never thought aboutsomething like Saturday Night Live.,I was like, "I thoughtI was gonna be Richard Pryor.",Police got a chokeholdthey use out here, though, man.,They choke niggas to death.,Yeah. Two grab your legs,one grab your head, it'll snap.,"Oh shit. He broke.",First time I heard Richard Pryor,I must have been about 13.,That put me on the road to myself,when I started hearing him.,I was like, "That's who I am.",I wanted to be Richard so bad,I used to go out on stage when I was 15,and talk and act and walk,and do everything like Richard Pryor.,My whole act back thenwas about taking a shit,'cause that's all I had done at 15.,That was my life experience,but it sounded like Richard Pryor jokes.,I'd be going, "You ever, like,sometimes, right, you get on that toilet,,and when you shit,that water splash up on your ass?",I wanted to be funny as Richard.And I wanted to be cool like Elvis.,And I wanted to be as big as the Beatles.,It's all magic people.,He likes the magic people,,who are kind ofpretty much totally out of control.,And it still is magic.,But then there's alwaysthis giant ball of fire at the end.,But not Eddie.The rules are just different for him.,The very firstshow business thing I asked for was,,as a kid, I asked fora ventriloquist dummy.,And my mother,she got me this dummy called Willie Talk.,Willie Talk's eyes didn't move.His mouth just moved.,From the very beginning,it was a multiple-character thing.,What were you likewhen you were nine? Did you know?,Had the notion crystallizedin your head at nine...,I did a lot of voices, but I didn't knowI wanted to one day go into show business.,I was just, you know, a strange child.,My mother used to say, "Who's Eddie?What voice is Eddie's voice?",When my brothers didsomething wrong, they couldn't go outside.,When I did something wrong,I couldn't watch TV..
    As a kid, I'd get a blanket,go throw it over the dining room table,so it was hanging down like a tent,,put the TV under there,and I'd watch all day long.,What do you say to your motherwhen she brings you Jell-O?,When we was growing up,they ain't have all these channels on TV.,You only had a couple of channels,,and my brother pointed at the televisionand said, "I'm gonna be on that one day.",And when he pointed at it, I thinkthere was probably one Black person on it.,It was Julia, so I'm like...,So it was unfathomablethat he would even become a star.,I'm the older brother.So, when we was kids, right,,I found out that I couldwhip a lot of motherfuckers' ass,,that I didn't think I could whip,because they stepped to him.,So I was like, you know...,I don't care if you all big butchy,,I got to do you, because you...,If I go home,and my little brother's messed up,,and my mother says,"Well, what did you do?",I better be messed up worse than him.,That's me and Charlie.,That's the picture that... that endedmy mother and father's marriage.,Because my mother had spent some money.,Actually, I'm three years oldin this picture.,And I'm laughing becausethe photographer took the picture,,and the flash was a delay--,It didn't flashas soon as he hit the button.,And I thought that his camera didn't work.,And I busted out laughing.I literally remember this moment.,But my father came homeand found out that my mother had,spent some money on some pictures.,"You spent our moneyon some goddamn pictures?",You know? And that was...I mean, I'm sure they were having issues.,But that was... This was the strawthat broke the camel's back.,This was the last straw.,"You buy some goddamn picture?",My mom is so pretty.They're only 18 years old here.,Babies, little babies, 18.,This is the year before I was born.,My dad was a character. Supposedly,my dad was the life of the party.,Party started when my dad came.,He was loud and funny, you know, and...,I'm... And I am not the life of the party.,Ever.,I have a handful of memories.,But my very first memory of all isof my mother and father fighting.,That's my very first memory.,And... I remember my mother threw--,She had, like,a porcelain Virgin Mary on the desk.,She threw the Virgin Mary at him.And I remember seeing that broken.,And then I remember seeing my motheron the floor in the hallway crying.,Then my dad came, and he pickedme and Charlie up and put us on his lap.,And he said... And my pajamas was crooked.,I remember it was pulledall the way backwards. We were crying.,He said, "You can go with me,or you can go with your mother.",And I said, "I want my mommy.",My dad died when I was sevenor eight years old.,I know stuff, but I don't know everything.,I know that he was killed.,The woman that killed my father...,- Oh, it was a woman?- Yeah.,Wow.,- Why did a woman kill your father?- Lovers' quarrel.,- Your parents weren't together?- No, they weren't together.,It's one of the oldest storiesin the books, you know.,I tell my kids, man,"Hey, man... if the girl is mad,,don't close your eyes.",Then my mother met my stepdad.,And he was, you know, the solid fatherfigure in my life for the rest of my life.,Vernon Lynch, that's who raised me.,That's a sweet blessing, to havea man like that come into your life,and be the type of man that he was.,The example that he set,and I saw what he did, you know,,and I feel like I'm the man that I am,because of him.,When you have three young mengrowing up together in one household,,my dad didn't raise no punks.,Punishment was a whoopin'.,You know?,Punishment was... was a... was a whoopin'.,- I used to change his diapers.- Yeah, he did.,- I never changed his diapers.- Yeah, you did.,I never changed his diapers once.,My dad just instilled in us,you have to be able to protect yourself.,And this is how you do it.,Eddie's stepdad, Mr. Lynch, was a boxer.,You know how legendarythe discipline of boxers can be.,He's from that kind of household.,To become a boxer, you have to bea different breed of human being.,Here's a picture of mepunching Ali in the face.,See this?,Ali is my hero.,But I did punch him in the face one night.,You know, Ali could talk some shit.,Every now and then,Ali be talking too much shit.,And you know, I punched him in his face.,Nobody like Muhammad Aliin American history.,He looked like he's plugged into the wall.He had this light.,He just stood up to the government,,stood up for what he felt was right.,And he was kicking ass,and he was making a sacrifice.,You know, "Fuck it.If I can't have it this way, then I...","You can take... you can strip meof my title, all my money."......