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　- [water burbling]- [boat engine humming],[Ro laughing loudly in distance],[Ruthie] Oh, no!,[Elliott] Ruthie, you're fine.I'm not even driving that fast.,[Ro] It's your birthday, bitch!It's her birthday!,You're legal now.Now you got legal butt cheeks.,[Ruthie] Oh, my God.You can't say shit like that, Ro.,[Ro] Oh, now we gotta stop hereso you can get with some,,- like, random girl, but whatever.- [Ruthie] Yeah.,[Elliott] She's not some random girl.,We've been, like, flirting with each othersince fucking grade eight.,I gotta at least shoot my shotbefore I leave.,[Ro] Hmm, if this works, you've officiallygotten every girl in town.,- Every single girl.- [Ruthie] That's true.,[laughing] That's not true.That's not true.,- [Ro] Oh, shit!- [Ruthie shouting],- [Ro] Holy shit.- I'm so sorry.,- [Ruthie] Are you okay?- [Ro] Is my neck still there?,[Ruthie] No, you're good,you're good, you're good.,I'm gonna be honest and I'm gonna tell herI'm leaving in three weeks.,If that leads to us banging...,...that must have been God's plan.,That's out of my hands,you know what I mean?,- [all] Oh!- You gotta slow down. You gotta slow down.,[Ro] Bro.,[Elliott] I'm sorry, I'm like,I'm so used to driving boats,that drive like this,not this twisty wrist shit.,[Ruthie] Maybe you should actually, like,get your boating license.,I've been operating heavy machinerysince I was eight, Ruthie.,- [Ro] Are you sure... Oh!- Oh, shit, sorry.,- [Ro] You know...- [engine stops],- ...it's an idea.- [Elliott] Help me pull it in. Pull it in.,[straining] I don't think boating licensesare, like, a real thing.,It's like a formality.,- [Ro] You guys got it? Okay.- [Elliott] Yeah.,Okay, grab that rope at the end.,[Ruthie] Oh, my gosh.,[Ro] Life and fucking death experienceright there.,- Christ.- [Elliott] Okay. [sighs],- Made it.- [Elliott] It's go time.,You're alive. You got this.,- [Ruthie] Have fun in there.- [Elliott] Thank you.,[Ro] You be safe, kid. Wrap it up.,[Ruthie groans quietly],- [Ro] Oh, bitch, my back is thrown.- Oh, my God.,[Ruthie] I know. Like, my neck.,They're, like,they're a medical marvel, right?,- That's true.- They, like, cure our UTIs.,- That is true.- Right? We need them.,- Yeah, you're welcome.- They fight for us,,[Elliott laughs],So...,You said you're leaving townreally soon, right?,- Twenty-two days.- Okay, shit! It's like that?,You have to do a countdown?You're just so in a rush?,Oh, yeah. [chuckles] I mean...,There is one thingI'll really miss about this place.,[♪ Leith Ross: "(You) On My Arm"playing quietly],[Chelsea clears throat],- [breathy exhale]- [chuckling],[laughing],♪ I wanna be, I wanna buy you ♪,♪ Pretty little things ♪,♪ And never ever lie ♪,[birds chirping],Her hair is starting to melt.,It's going to ruin the surprise.,[older boy] That looks like a sheep.,Took me an hour.,She'll be here soon.,[Ro] No, so listen:,I had a uncle,'cause my aunt married this guy,but then they got divorced,but he had a guinea pig.,The PetSmart that he bought it from,,he had-- she had a kid,and the kid gave me the drugs.,Uh, so, a literal stranger.,No, I just told you...,No, listen, he said thatthey're super rare,and that they're from South America.,Africa.,Do you just chew them?,I'll-I'll look it up.,Yeah, yeah. These South America?,How do you spell "hallucinogenic"?,That's Africa.,I-I don't know. "Mushrooms.",Um, I think you, like, chew themor, like, maybe,,I heard you can make, like, some typeof herbal tea with them or some shit.,- Finally!- [Ruthie sighs],No, we're not making tea with them.,I heard if you make tea with them,you can't control how high you get.,- Look at you.- [phone buzzing],- [Ruthie] What were you doing?- [Elliott groans in frustration],- Not now, Mom!- Kathy, we're very busy, huh!,- [Elliott] I'm trying to do drugs, Mom!- [Ro laughs],[♪ Nelly Furtado: "Say It Right"],- I-I... Okay, wow, wow, wow. Okay.- [Ro] Oh. Oh.,- [Elliott whooping]- I mean, if you're driving like that..
    ♪ In the day ♪,♪ In the night ♪,♪ Say it right ♪,♪ Say it all ♪,♪ You either got it ♪,♪ Or you don't ♪,♪ You either stand ♪,♪ Or you fall ♪,♪ Oh, you don't meannothing at all to me ♪,♪ ♪,♪ No, you don't meannothing at all to me ♪,[girls exclaiming, laughing],- ♪ But you got ♪- Pull.,- ♪ What it takes to set me free ♪- [indistinct chatter],[laughing],Look, before we get too far into it,should we make, like, an emergency plan,in case, in case anything bad happens?,No! Nothing bad is gonna happen.,That's, like, the whole point of shrooms.,Nothing bad happens on shrooms.,What if one of us, like, gets too highand, like, says something fucked-up,and it, like, changes the fabricof our friendship forever?,♪ And at fault ♪,♪ From my hands I could give you ♪,♪ Something that I made ♪,♪ From my mouth ♪,♪ I could sing you ♪,♪ Another brick that I laid ♪,- ♪ From my body ♪- ♪ From my body ♪,- ♪ I could show you ♪- ♪ I could show you...,- [Ruthie] Um, ten!- [Ro] Two point five.,[Ruthie] No, not the whole bag.That-that's way too many.,[Ro] That's why you gotta getyour weight up.,To Elliott.,- You old bitch!- [laughter],May you experience a fucking,I don't know, like,,a new level of consciousnessor some shit tonight.,- [Ruthie sighs]- Mm.,[laughing],[song fading],[Ro slurping],- [scoffs] Ro.- Ro.,- [burping]- Oh, my God.,- Oh, my God!- [Ro] I thought we were...,- Don't you guys want to get there?- That's so...,- Yes, but...- All right, one, two, three.,- Let's go, let's go.- Mm.,- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.- I can't do it.,- Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it,chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it.,Chug it, chug it, chug it,chug it, chug it.,- [insects chirring]- [Ruthie] Oh, I'm scared.,- [Elliott] Like, are you?- [Ro] No, actually, I'm a little--,- I'm a little scared, too.- [Ruthie sighs],I'm weirdly not.,[twig snaps],- [Ruthie] Oh!- [loon wailing in distance],- What the fuck was that?- [Ro] Um...,- Okay, um...- I feel like I need to call my mom.,- Let-let... Shh. Shut up.- My mom told me.,Let's just be normal, guys,and talk about something-something normal.,- Something... Something.- Let's just talk about something normal.,Um, can you, like, talk about your hopesand dreams or something, Elliott, please?,- My hopes and dreams?- Yes.,- [Ro] Fucking yes. Hopes and dreams.- Word, word.,- I've got hopes and dreams. Okay. [laughs]- [Ro] Mm-hmm.,Well...,I-I'm... I'm just excited that my life is,like, finally about to start.,Um... I don't know.Even though the world is, like,,literally on fire and...full of uneducated racists,,I'm just, like, trying to force myselfto have hope.,And I just feel like moving to Torontoand, like, living in the city,and going to school, like,it all just feels right, you know?,Ugh, like, mad respect to my ancestors,,but I do not want to bea third-generation--,I can't be a third-generationcranberry farmer and, like,,live in a town with 300 people.,And I always feel badevery time I say that, but it's, like,,- I've got energy, I've got hype.- [Ro sighs],Like, the world... the world is literallyour fucking oyster.,Like, we've got to live.You know what I mean?,[Ro] Yeah. [laughs, squeaks],Holy shi...,- Oh, my God.- [Ro squeaks],Are you tripping? Are you guys tripping?,I don't know.,I feel like grooving, man.I feel like grooving.,[Elliott] What the fuck? Ru... Ruthie?,- [Elliott gasps] Oh, my God.- [Ro] Ooh, ooh, ooh.,- [Ro laughs]- Ro!,[Ro] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.,[Elliott scoffs],- They feel like grooving, man. Wow.- [Ro] Whoo!,[Ro] Whoo.,I don't feel anything.,- You know, it's 'cause you don'ttolerate drugs well.,- Hey, freak.- Who are you?,[gasps] Oh, my God!,This is Maude Island.,My God, I used to love this place.,Damn, it's a shame some dickhead rich guybought it all up.,That sucks.,Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. [blows]......