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　["Express Yourself" by Madonna playing],Push, push, push!,I can't do it! It hurts!I hate you, bitch!,Hey!,Sorry, but the expectant motheroften lashes out at her support system.,Lainy, why do wehave to play "mom" every day?,I don't even want to be a mom.,Never say that, Kate.,Being a mom is the greatest thinga human being can do.,And someday, when we do it for real,,we're gonna have to be therefor each other.,- Because our moms are dead.- Mm-hmm.,Now hold my hand! I'm crowning!,[screaming],["Manhattan" by Cat Power playing],♪ The hotel above and the street belowPeople come... ♪,[line ringing],[yawns],Lainy, did you call me just to yawn?,Kate, I can't dictate what my body needs.,But you really think it's happening today?,[Kate] Are you serious?,He's taking you to a fancy restauranton your anniversary.,- He's going to propose!- [squeals excitedly],I mean, he said he has somethingvery special to ask you. It's happening.,Oh, gosh! I can't handle it.,Okay, so you really thinktoday is the day?,I know today is the day.,And today is also the daythat I find a gray pube,,because I just found a gray pube. Wow.,Ooh, can I see?,- Get the hell out of here!- Okay. All right.,It'll make your bush look wiser.,[Kate] Now this thing is going to looklike Steve Martin by the summer.,Goddammit. Mark, where are my tweezersthat are supposed to be just for me?,- [grunts]- [Kate] Oh, God, are you okay?,All good.That's why I leave the pillows there.,Found it. Sorry about that.Had a nasty-ass ingrown.,- Get out.- Okay.,- Goddammit.- [door closes],Are you going to say yes?,Uh, yes.,Yeah, marriage!,I've been waitingfor this moment for so long.,Honey, it's happening.,Do I have a mustache?,No, you're insane.,No, do I have a fucking mustache?,I love you so much.I'll see you at school.,- Bye.- Hey, do I have a fucking mustache?,Oh my God, Mark? Mark?,[Mark] Yeah?,Oh, this time you don't come in. Come in!,[Mark] Okay. Just...,[uplifting music playing],Oh...,Oh, babe.,- Oh my God.- We're having a baby.,We're gonna have a baby.,Why is it wet?,It's piss, Mark.,"Oh, Romeo! Romeo!Wherefore art thou, Romeo?",[whimsical music playing],"Deny thy father and refuse thy name,,or if thou wilt not,,be but sworn, my love,,I'll no longer be a Capulet.",Ms. Newton...,I'm unbelievably uncomfortable right now.,Okay. Thank youfor expressing that to me, Brett.,Go ahead, take your seat.,Now, does everyone understand,what's happening in this masterful text?,Yeah, Juliet's trying to smash.,[students laughing],Yes. Very funny, Liam.That is one way of looking at it.,But it's more pure than that.,These two people are in love,and that's how you all got here.,Your parents fell in love,,and then you gave themthe greatest gift of all...,when you made them mommies and daddies.,You have a mustache.,[whispering] I knew it.,[inhaling, smacking lips],- [cell phone vibrates]- Oh!,Everyone, work on your summaries, okay?,Hi.,[Dave] Hey, smoke show,I left my watch at home.,Mind grabbing it on the way to dinner?,Makes everything else I'm wearinglook a little better, you know?,Sure, I can grab it.,Sounds like you want tolook really sharp for tonight.,I gotta look good for you, babe.,Thanks for getting the watch.I'll see you tonight.,You got it. Bye.,You look happy. I don't like it.,I think Dave's poppingthe question tonight.,Ooh!.
    I guess I can free myself upto be maid of honor.,I can't do weekends, though.,Yeah. I don't knowif you'll have to worry about that.,What are you doing here?,I'm a guidance counselor, so I'm guiding.,A lot of lost souls in this school.,If it wasn't for me,it would be a shitshow.,Hey!,Where were you?,[sniffs] You smell like cocaine.I'll be back.,We can talk about dresses later.,What have you got in your locker?Eight ball, nine ball?,♪ Do it, baby, do what I should think ♪,["Million Dollar Baby"by Tommy Richman playing],♪ Do it, baby, do what I should think ♪,♪ Do it, baby, do what I could think ♪,♪ I ain't never rep a set, baby ♪,♪ Ain't do no wrong ♪,Wait till I decorate this place.,♪ 'Cause I want to make it, so badly... ♪,Ah!,There you are.,- ♪ Don't at me ♪- ♪ Hell no ♪,♪ You rep my city for so damn long ♪,[chuckles excitedly],Oh, Dave.,Size four? I love that you think that.,♪ Do it, baby, do what I should think ♪,♪ Do it, baby, do what I could think ♪,Gosh.,["Chemicals" by SG Lewis playing],[people chattering indistinctly],[chuckles] Sorry. Hi.,Don't get up.,- Hey, babe.- Hi.,[both chuckling],Did you seeI had a little stumble on the stairs?,A stumble?,[chuckles],I think that girl tripped me.,You look nice. I like the dress.,Well, thank you. I'm a little tight.,I feel like I'm breathing through a straw.,But we're all going to end upthat way someday, right?,I'm just joking aboutgetting old and dying.,Let's order.,Showtime.,So, anyway, um...,- Four years, me and you, long-ass time.- [Lainy chuckles excitedly],You're telling me.,And I was thinking to myself,,"Dave, it's time to level this shit up.",- Yeah, level it up.- [Dave] Right?,The champagne you ordered, sir.,I got it, thanks. You guys can go.,We're in the middle ofsomething really important. [chuckling],Let's go.,Lainy... [clears throat] ...I want youto make me the luckiest man alive.,Bon appétit.,[Lainy] Oh my God. It's beautiful.,This is it, right? It's here?,Aw...,Where you at?,What the... What are you doing?,I am... I...,[chuckles] Sorry, I thought...,Um... I'm just really nervous,,but say what you were saying,don't worry about this.,Lainy...,[dramatic music playing],I want us...,to have a threesome.,[music fades],Uh, a what what?,A threesome.,Look, babe, our relationship is strong.,Let's open it up, right?,Oh, uh, this is Moira.,Hi! Davey's told me so much about you.,Oh, it's my dress.I knew I left it over there.,What the fuck, Dave?I thought you wanted to get married.,Lainy, come on.,You can't have a threesome with your wife.,- That's weird, right?- Yeah, that's gross.,[Dave] Wife, weird. Girlfriend, cool.,Anyway, I'm going to pay for this check.,We'll go back to my apartment,,chisel you out of that dress,and see what happens.,[screams],Lainy, what the fuck?,[sobbing loudly],Lainy, you are causing a scene.,You want a scene? You want a scene!,[screaming],I'll show you a fucking scene!You want a scene?,Here's a scenecoming at you and your dress!,Fuck you!,Lainy.,I didn't really eat dinner.,[Dave] Lainy!,This food sucks.,- [Dave] It doesn't have to be Moira!- [sobs]......