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　KISSINGER OUT OF ARGENTINA,MONTONEROS IN THE STRUGGLE AGAINST THE FASCIST BASTARDS,Gracias.,Hey.,Hola.,Whoa!,I'm the new English teacher.,Gracias.,Mr. Michell.,Leave your bags.,We'll take themto your accommodation.,- Ah! Mitchell.- Mr. Buckle.,Welcome to St George's.,Timothy Buckle.Headmaster, known as Timbuk.,- It's, uh, Michell.- Yes.,How was your flight?,Good. Uneventful.,Explosion-free.,Ah, yes, I heard thatfrom my office.,Another bomb, I expect.,- Another?- Oh, yes. Argentina's in chaos.,A military coup is imminent.,Now, we're thinking of puttingyou up in Chaucer Wing.,Follow me.,A crackdown by the militaryhas not gone down too well,with the countlessrevolutionary factions.,Trouble on the streets,economy in free fall,,the governmentare losing control.,It's a ghastly business.,"Don't let the bastardosgrind you down".,- Come again?- I saw some graffiti,on the wall outside.It doesn't matter.,Well, we try to keep outof it all, you know?,Very much a small "p",when it comes to politicshere in St George's.,Lots of rich familiessend their sons here.,- Understand?- Yes.,Excellent.,Thank you for coming on boardat such late notice.,English teachers like you,are in short supplyover here these days.,Anyway, I haven't had a chanceto read your CV.,Where have you been lately?,Um,I was teaching in Ecuador,,and before thatVenezuela and Brazil,,and before that Chicago,,so I've been steadilyworking my way down.,- Hm?- Geographically speaking.,Oh. Yes, yes.,Well, you're up here, room 23.,No loud music,no smoking, no pets.,- End of lecture. Hear, hear.- Huh.,Now, we have a meeting inthe common room at 1630 hours.,Don't be late. Pet peeve.,Welcome.,¿Hola?,¿Hola?,¿Hola?,You should notsneak up on me like that.,I said 'Hello' several times.,You must say it loudlyso I can hear.,It's definitelyall my fault.,Yes, it's your fault.,Well, you heard that all right.,I bet your husbanddoes as he's told.,- No, he's gone.- You didn't kill him, did you?,No, cancer.,Oh. Right.Well, sorry to hear that.,Welcome,welcome to St George's.,Hey. You're Michell, right?I'm Tapio.,I'm a physics masterfrom Finland.,This means good day in Finnish.,A lot of umlauts in that.,- Sorry, are... are we roommates?- No.,It's just thatyou walked right in.,I was just being friendly.,Oh. Okay.,- You have the terrace.- Yeah.,Maybe we can have partiesout here.,You have any vodka?,There's a bottle of ginin the kitchen on the side.,Help yourself.,Gin.,Well, yes.,So the boys here,,they're very privilegedand spoiled.,And Mr. Timbuk, the headmaster,believes he's Napoleon.,Hm.,He was very nice to me.,Some peoplehave two sides to them.,Mm. Even Josef Mengele wasa nice doctor to some people.,In fact,doesn't he live around here?,Yeah, there were a lot of Nazis,emigrating to this partof the world,after the Second World War.,Not very funny.,But also funny.,Icelandic fishermen,commercial whaling,.
    the hydrogen bomb,,the political situationhere in Argentina.,Whatever strong opinionsyou may have,,I strongly urge youto keep them to yourselves,and don't bore the rest of uswith them. Hm?,- Hear, hear.- Hear, hear.,Now, we are joined this termby Mr. Tom Michell.,Hello.,Michell will beteaching English.,Hola.,Now, I've assigned youto Woolsey House,,where you'll be in chargeof the Lower Fourth Remove.,Oh. And I've also got you down,as assistant rugby coachto the under-14 second team.,That may be a problem,Headmaster.,Because?,I don't knowanything about rugby.,In fact,I... I actively dislike it.,Why's that?,I like my balls round.,Excellent. Yes.,Good morning.,My name is Mr. Michell,,and I'm hereto teach you English.,So, from now on,I will only speak English.,Sit down, please.,So, English from now on.,Let's beginby you telling me your names.,Uh, you.,What's your name?,Tell him your name, little turd.,Ernesto Castillo.,Ernesto.,The importance of being Ernesto.,Oscar Wilde.,So, uh...,you.,What's your name?,Mummy's boy.,Quiet, please.,- Diego.- Diego.,And what did you doat the weekend, Diego?,Did you go to the park?,Did you go to the shops?,Did you dress up as an astronautand go to the Moon?,No.,No what?,I did not go to the Moon.,That was me being sarcastic.,That was...,There are different formsof sarcasm.,Uh, to be sarcastic, you canemploy one of the following.,Metaphor, bathos, puns, parody,hyperbole, litotes and satire.,So I'd like you to write downa sarcastic sentence in English,,employing any one of those formsof humor.,And I will look inthis English newspaper,for some sarcasm...,for us all to discuss.,All right. Scrum down.,- No!- What, sir? Why?,Scrum? What for?,- Forward pass.- For who?,- Ernesto.- What?,- No, he didn't.- No, I didn't.,- He didn't.- Didn't he?,No!,Okay, I thought he did. Um...,Look, why don't youkeep playing by yourselves,for another 15 minutes,,then get into groupsof three or four,and discuss whyit's important in rugby,to use oval-shaped ballsand not spherical.,Okay?,I'm gonna check on the rulesabout forward passes.,- That's everything.- Thank you.,Fish delivery!,Sofía, I haven't finishedtalking with you.,You always say the same.,The Montoneros need morepeople to fight for the workers,,for the poor.,SOFÍA:I don't agree with violence.,We have to defend ourselvesagainst the military.,SOFÍA: When you use bombs,when you kidnap people,,you are no better than them.,I've got work to do.,Sorry, sir.,Did my conversationwith the fishmonger disturb you?,Conversation?What conversation?,Michell?Yeah.,Are you in there?Come in.,What are you feeling aboutthis crazy but serious day?,Oh, yeah.,I woke up this morning,to the theme fromMonty Python's Flying Circus,and now there'sall this marching band music.,It's martial music,,just like all the musicon every channel today.,There's been a coup.,The boys are being sent home.,- The college is shut for a week.- Well, that's good news.,The situation is very serious.,There have been reportsof shootings.......