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Hi, moms. Stephanie here.,Welcome back to another"Italian Odyssey" episode,of A Pinch of Murder, your one-stop shopfor hot home tips and cold case flips.,I'm really thrilled withthe recent surge in viewers,,even if most of you are just tuning into see if I die.,Um, still on,the romantic island of Capri,,uh, frankly wishing I knew,even un poco italiano right about now,,'cause it might help with the police.,In hindsight, you know,Babbel would've been a good choice.,By the way, use code word"Hi, moms" for 20% off at Babbel.,Thanks, guys.,Um, anyway,since I'm under house arrest now,,a lot of you have been askingwhy I would put myself,in this situation in the first place.,Which is pretty rich, 'cause, you know,,you were all singinga different tune a few days ago.,But I want to be clear.,I did not kill Emily's husband.,Jesus!,Okay, um...,for those of youwho are just joining us...,...let me fill you in on how we got here.,A few days ago, I was running late for,uh, my reading at the Book Nook,,and I was packing Miles up for camp,and I was pretty flustered,'cause my Smooch is gonna be gonefor a few weeks and--,Mom, are you kidding me?!,You monogrammed my camp shirts.,Everyone's gonna laugh at me.,Well, this is way cooler than a name tag.,I'll bet the other kidsare gonna be jealous.,Don't be mad, Smooch.,I don't want to fightin our last few moments together.,You don't care about embarrassing me?,You monogram my shirts,you call me Smooch,,and the kids at school said that yourstupid show got that creepy guy killed.,Okay.,Miles. Miles.,You're right. I'm sorry, okay?,You have a mother that listensand who doesn't do that show anymore.,Will you grab your swimsuit, 'causeI have to be at the reading by 3:00, okay?,Everyone knows you're obsessedwith Nicky's mom.,Why'd you have to write a book about it?,The other kids tease me, and they sayyou tried to Single White Female her.,Okay, she ensnared me for--,Your friends have seenSingle White Female?,That's a very adult film.,God, you're a stalker!,I don't wantany phone calls about you biting.,Remember, if you can't be smart, be funny,and if you can't be funny, be pretty.,Okay, this is dramatic.,I know you're lashing outbecause you're worried about,being away for an entire month.,I need a restraining order.,That's very big boy legal language.,Oh, come on. I think that, yes,this time apart might be healthy--,- For the both of us, I know.- Okay.,Stephanie Smothers,are you helicopter parenting again?,- No, Darren, I'm not.- Yes, Darren, she is.,I've got this.,Young lady, please don't get pregnant.,Young man, don't get anyone pregnant.,- Thanks, Darren.- You're welcome.,Geez, Dad, cringy.,Aho! That's Lakota for "hello.",Sounds more like cultural appropriation.,Super. I don't really get you yet,but I will, okay?,Campers, let's hop on the bus.,- Okay. Bye-bye.- Do you want to...,- Yeah.- I love you, too.,Mm-hmm.,- Okay.- Best of luck.,Skin cancer is real.Please wear sunscreen.,Call me anytime!,Ooh. No calls in or out. Camp rule.,- Even better.- That's cool.,Go to your assigned bus!,We're gonna have the best timeof your lives!,No crying.,It'll make your eyes red, and we don'twant people to think you're smoking pot.,Although maybe we do.It might be good for your brand.,- What's wrong with my brand?- You haven't posted a video in months,,and you have a book coming out.,It hasn't been months.,It's been two months and three weeks.,Look, I know you went throughquite a shock,,but it's time to spring back.,The moms of the world miss you.,I wrote a book.,You did, so let's get you to your reading,and sell a shitload of those,Stephanie Smothers.,Okay. All right, all right.,Why'd she take her channel down?,Was it tanking?,No, no, no, no. The numbers were good.,- Mm.- Oh, too much pressure.,Brilliant strategy:.
disappear from the Internetright before you release a book.,Look, I tried to help,,but there's only so much I can do.,She's-she's tragic.,This picture is tragic.,So, I'm lobbying fora continuation of the tour,,but it's a chicken-or-the-egg problem.,You need to sell more booksto justify the tour,,but you sell more books on tour.,Is the world stupid or am I a genius?,- Ben! Hi! You made it!- Hey.,Hey, uh, listen,so something happened today,,- something you need to know about, so--- Oh, well, look.,I know you didn't want to read the book inadvance, which is totally, totally fine,,but, uh, you know, you're in it a lot,,- and I think I did, like, a good job of...- O-Okay, St-Stephanie, listen.,...yeah, like, paintinga kind of nuanced portrait--,- Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie.- Yeah.,- Sorry to pull you away.- Oh, my God!,- Just...- Everyone,,please help me welcome full-time mom,,part-time cold case sleuthand breakout true crime writer,Stephanie Smothers.,Yeah.,Hi.,Hi, everybody. Uh, thanks for coming.,As most of you know,the case of the McLanden sisters,,of what Emily, aka Hope McLanden,did to her sister Faith,was the biggest thingthat happened in Warfield since the police,busted that meth labthat was running out of the senior center.,Um, so I wrote this bookbecause, uh, the killer was,a mom at our schooland a good friend of mine,,and in a way, we were all her victims.,"I think about her all the time,,the faceless blonde I thought I knew,,no photos, no past, a ghost.,Was she a glamorous PR executive,or a cold-blooded killer?",I'm sorry, the reading's started.,"I think about her husband Sean,broken...",You-you can't go in there.,"...and her son Nickygrowing up without a mother.",Hey.,"I think about the small rolethat I played in that...,sad... destiny.",Boo.,Is that...?,The cold-blooded killer.,Emily.,Holy shit.,Everyone, this is Emily,,the real-life faceless blonde.,Except apparently I do have a face.,And you're here. How are you here?,Did you break out of prison?,No, I'm out on appeal.Our legal system is so fucked.,Baby, I want to talk aboutthe important stuff.,Why isn't your book selling?,- It's selling.- Mm, it's not.,I feel like... I feel like youleft out all the good stuff.,Remind me, what happenedwith your brother again?,I tried to tell you. I tried.,Oh, hi.,Hi. Lovely to see you, Detective.,Hmm.,You'll be getting a subpoena soon.,I have these excellent new attorneys,,and they found possibleevidence tampering in my case.,Hello, Darren.,Terrible shoes.,Sorry I hit you with my car.,Oh, shit. Forgot about that.,Emily, why are you here?,You came for vengeancein a suburban bookstore?,Stephanie, please. You're my best friend.,I mean, you lit my fucking life on fire,but you saved me.,You gave me a clean slate.,That's why I'm gonna spendthe rest of my life,trying to find ways to thank you.,That's the most terrifying thingshe's said yet.,Okay, that's complete bullshit.,It's true.,Thanks to you, I'm getting married.,How did that happen?,Oh, you know, the good old-fashioned way.,- Bathroom sex?- No one knows me like you do.,Which is why I, um...,which is why I cameto ask you something.,Uh, Stephanie Smothers, will you, uh...,Oh. Will you be my maid of honor?,Oh, she's definitely fucking with you.,It's a trick.She's gonna get you alone and kill you.,Poison you or stab you.,She's gonna make it look like a suicide.,- I'm aware of that.- Holy fuck.,Is it maybe just a little bit possiblethat I've changed?,No.,Stephanie, baby, please, come on.,Don't do this. I hate when we fight.,- Come-- No, no, no.- Get away from me.,I-I was the best thingthat ever happened to you.,We both know it.You-you stopped apologizing.......
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