碧波女贼 Bandits(1997)英文字幕

　They make cushions forthe kneesbut not for the ass?,I told you this wouldn't work.,Good drummers arehard to find anywhere.,Two, three, four--,Just a minute!,Your necklace.,-What are you, deaf? The necklace!-I'd like to keep it.,You'll get it back in a few days.,-You got a plane to catch?-What do you mean?,You're playing likeyou're in a hurryto get somewhere.,I agree.,-I'm not pushing it. You're too slow.-I'm too slow?,I'm too slow?,-Luna!-What?,If she's too fastand you're too slow...,maybeyou could both playa medium tempo.,-A nun telling me how to rock.-" Medium"?,Listen, baby.There's no "medium" tempo.,There's only one tempo...,and it's mineand this fucking isn't!,Go to hell!,The Ministerfor Internal Affairscalled an hour ago.,Shewants you to playat the Policeman's Ball.,A classy idea.Right before the elections.,Provided, of course, I ensure that...,there will be no problems.,-Can I?-You can trust my ladies.,There's a first time for everything.,Hey! Where areyou going?,I don't need this shit from you!Besides, I'm getting out in two days.,-Wrapping airline utensils-- so boring.-What should I write on the napkin?,"Warning! Bomb on board!","You're eating this?No wonderyou're fat!","The pilot is screwing yourwife.","Your dog is dead in cargo.","To Otto.",Oh, shit! Now I have to do themall over again.,Where will you find the time?,Hello. I'm Angel.,That's Marie. She's a little--,She's been in here for a million years.But she can fy.,Marie, what areyou doing?,What areyou staring at?You got a problem?,No, I don't.,Nothing I'd discuss with you, anyway.,Oh, really?,And why not?,I wouldn't expectyou to understand.,-That was an insult, right?-Yep.,And that's Luna.,"Onlyyou,you,you--","You have to cross seven bridges--",-" Resi, I'm comin' for the tractor."-I'm not singing that German shit.,Look, we wait for the copsto get drunk...,then we can play anything we want.,Is that the sheet music?,No.,I can't read music anyway.,It's from Gold Records.,-A rejection.-Big surprise.,They're not interestedin people like us.,We'll try again.,-What about the Policeman's Ball?-Who gives a fuck?,One, two, three.One, two--,Emma,you don't take partin recreational activities.,You don't go to church.You don't talk to the other women.,I have no leisure time.I don't believe in God.,And I hate to talk.,Time passes slowly in prison.,- You can't just wait foryears.- Sure, I can.,Forwhat?,For the sunset in Guyana.,It says on your recordthatyou were a musician.,The band is looking for someoneto play drums...,for the Policeman's Ball.,Would you be interested in that?,Well, then, what would you rather do?,You fucking pricks! Hurry up!Damn it!,You're sure taking your time,you stupid pigs. Come on!,Wake up!I knowyou can hear me, goddamn it!,Hey! Wake up!,Damn it!It's that stupid old bitch again!,Quiet!,You're letting her die,you stupid fucks!,Alert the sickwardbefore she bleeds to death!,-Can'tyou hurry it up?-Just shut up!,What a mess!,Marie!,Appeal denied.This decision is final, huh?,Yes.,So I'll be 42 then.,-Didn't they submit the photos?-I'm sorry.,You'll probably be outin only seven years.,That's comforting.,- Sorry.- Wait a minute.,Yesterdayyou said three of a kindwas better than a straight.,That was before I had a straight.,What about a full house?.
    -That's cheating!-No, it's "bluffing".,Hey... Hey, that was really--,I thought that was... wow!I mean, that was through the roof!.,That was beautiful.,Wait, hold on five minutes!One minute! A second!,Say something.,-Boy, you play pro ball, huh?-Angel, get out ofherway.,Tell her, Luna.,It was okay.,Okay? What doyou mean, okay--,Aw, man!,Come on. Drummers always sitin the back anyway.,What's the matter? You scared?,Everybody out! Now!Everybody out!,Legs apart!,Just shut upand get against the wall!,Ifwe don't find the stuff,you're all in trouble. Got it?,Ifl were a little birdie,Shut up!,And I had two little wings,- I'd fly toyou--- I said shut up!,But since that won't come true,But since that won't come true,I'll stay right here,Ifl were a little birdieAnd had two little wings,I'd fly to you,But since that won't come true,I'll stay right here,Okay. " Pearls Before Swi ne,"" Masturbation"...," Crazy Motherfuckers"or maybe just " Motherfuckers.",Or " Kill, Kill, Kill.",-Perfect.-That's no name for a band.,Okay, I've got "Jailbirds,""Angel and the Banshees"...,orjust "The Angels.",-"Jailbirds" isn't bad.-" Bandits.",-" Bandits."-" Band" and "tits"--,Why didn't I think ofthat?,-Luna?-" Bandits." Fine. Fuck it.,Okay, then. Put down " Bandits.",Hold it!,Let's get one thing straight.I do the counting.,Fine. Ifyou can count that high.,- One, two--- Three, four.,For that special occasion.,Bring some cute cops backwith you!,-I want one with a moustache!-No problem!,I have to work this weekendbecause ofyou stupid bitches.,Hey, Angel, you play trumpet, right?,Give me a blow job, loosen those lips.Do us both good.,Go playwith your dick, Rick.,Andso it's mypleasure topresent...,this medalto Inspector Robert Schwarz...,in honor ofhis outstanding work...,for the Criminal Investigation Division.,Nobody's here. They're probablygetti ng drunk already.,Go in and tell them we've arrived.,So... what are you going to play?,"A Good Man is Hard to Find"and all that shit?,What was ityou were singingat rehearsal?,I'ddo anything foryou,'Cause I'm a Filthylittle bitch,So how does that feel, huh?,Luna! What are you doing?,They're gonna kill us for this!I mean, really kill us!,You've got no clue, man! No clue!,Hey, Luna. The key!,Unlock 'em!Unlock our handcuffs!,These women deserve a chance.,In fact, it is our dutyto integrate these women...,back into society.,Shit!,-Move it!-Damn it! Where's reverse?,Watch out!,Sorry about that.,- Drive much?- Pull over! I'm gonna throw up!,-Not now!-Yes, now!,Oh, God.I changed my mind.,Drive!,So I hope...,we all have a wonderful eveninglistening to--,-What are they called again?-Escape attempt!,A wonderful evening with...," Escape Attempt"!,Get that car out of the way!,-Turn on the blues!-Are you nuts?,Where's the goddamn switch?,Hello?,Leave it on!,-I don't see any police.-I'm not complaining.,I can't believe we actually lost them!With this piece-of-shit van!,Pull over.Now I really gotta throw up.,Imagine theirfat faces whenthey realize the band didn't show up!,Hey, relax. Everything's cool.,Cool?,Excuse me,but I don't think any ofthis is cool.,Luna, they're gonna put us awayin solitary for this stupid joyride!,They'll shave our heads!And everything else.,And it's all her fault!,I was getting out soon.Now I'll be as old as Marie!,There's a phone. Call the police.,Say it was a mistake. Go on.,- Maybe they'll forget it ifwe go back.- What areyou, nuts?......