坎特维尔的幽灵 The Canterville Ghost(2023)英文字幕

　[light instrumental music][thunder rumbling],[wind whistling],[mysterious music],[thunder rumbling],[crow cawing],[dramatic music],Oh, is it bedtime already?,Well, come along Mr. Tibbs.,[Lord Monroe exclaiming],♪ Time for littlebears to go to bed ♪,♪ Time for them to do...,- [Lord Monroe exclaims]- [thunder booming],Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs.,Silly old thunderstorm.[chuckles nervously],♪ Up the woodenhill to Bedfordshire ♪,[thunder rumbling],Oh!,Probably a mouse,a large mouse. [chuckles],A badger, perhaps.,Must have leftthe back door open. [chuckles],Oh, what?,[Sir Simon] Lord Monroe,,[Sir Simon] how abouta bedtime nursery rhyme?,This littlepiggy went to market.,This littlepiggy stayed at home.,[Sir Simon] This little piggy went...,[Sir Simon laughs]Yes, that's it.,- Squeal all the way home!- [Lord Monroe] Oh, no, no, no!,[Sir Simon] I'm coming foryou my little piggy!,Oh, my coccyx!,Come on, Monroe!,Light on your feet.,Makes like pistons.,Almost there. Mr. Tibbs.,[gasps] Mr. Tibbs?,No!,[dramatic music],Mr. Tibbs!,[Lord Monroe exclaiming],I'm coming old friend!,I'll not leave a bear behind!,[Lord Monroe exclaims],[Lord Monroe gasping],Mr. Tibbs?,[Lord Monroe screaming],Oh, Mr. Tibbs,what's gotten into you?,- Leave this house.- [Lord Monroe] Oh my word!,♪ Time for littlebears to go to bed ♪,Unhand my teddy you fiend!,- You can't run from me!- Almost there!,[gasping] Oh my word!,Here I come!,[Lord Monroe exclaiming],This handle is defective!,Behind you!,Daddy willprotect you, Mr. Tibbs!,The window!,Rememberyour years in the gymnasium!,[Lord Monroe exclaiming][dramatic music],[Lord Monroe groaning][crow cawing],I love you, be a good bear!,[Sir Simon laughs evilly][dramatic orchestral music],[boat horn blaring],[engine rumbling],[horn honking],[light music][birds squawking],[horn honking],[train horn blaring],[horn honking],[engine rumbling],[horn honking],[Kent and Louis] Are we thereyet?,No.,[groans] Are we there yet?,No.,[Kent] When do we get toEngland?,[Louis] We are in England dodo.,[Louis] Do they havebathrooms in England?,[Hiram] Yes, boys.,- [Louis] 'Cause I gotta go!- [Hiram] We are here!,[both boys] Yay, England!,[Kent] Hello governor, tea time.[laughs],[Lucretia] Oh Hiram, look at these,darling gates, they're sowonderfully gothic.,[Kent] Canter-bile?,[Louis] No, Kent, Canter-ville.,[Hiram] It is a real humdinger,,and at a bargain price, too.,And all becausepeople say it's haunted.,[Kent] Oo, creepy forest!,[Hiram] There's no need to be scared,of thisso-called ghost, Virginia.,[Hiram] Fear of the unknown andunexplained is merely ignorance.,[Virginia] I'm not scared.,Just think, our veryown English manor house.,[mysterious music],[Kent] I bet you couldfit 50 ghosts in there.,[Hiram] Boys, did you nothear what I just said?.
    [Louis] Not really.,[Kent] We usually just listen to mom.,[Kent] I bet I seethe ghost first, Louis.,[Louis] Unless your ugly facescares him away first, Kent.,[Kent] Wow, this place is old.,[Louis] Super old!Older than Dad!,[Kent laughs][Louis laughs],[Louis] Hideous!,[Kent] She's got donuts onher head.,[Lucretia] Boys!,Mrs. Umney, I presume?,Hiram Otis, at your service.,[throat clears]Welcome to Canterville Chase.,This way.,[door creaking],Oh, my.,[Louis] Where's the ghost?,I wanna be haunted first.- [Mrs.,[Kent] No fair,I wanna be haunted first.,- [Kent] Have you seen the ghost?- [Louis] Are you the ghost?,Or maybe a zombie?,Do you want to eat my eyeballs?,You can eat his brains.,[Louis] He doesn't use them.,[Mrs. Umney] What charming children.,Let's go this way.,[Kent] Hey, look, a torch![Lucretia] Oh, Hiram!,[Louis] Oh, man, thisfireplace is so big,,I can crawl inside it!,[swelling instrumental music],[sword clangs],Fight me, Kent!,[Kent] It's okay, I thinkwe own that painting now.,[glass shatters],[Louis] Is a stained glasswindow more expensive,than a regular window?,[Lucretia] Oh, Hiram, it'sjust so perfect. [chuckles],So grand!,- [Hiram] Hm, a little gloomy.- [Louis] Got you!,But I havesomething that will fix that!,Electricity, Mrs. Umney.,Power of the future.,Oh, I wouldn'tknow about that, Sir.,[Hiram laughs][boys laughing],Of course you wouldn't.,You're justa little old English lady.,[boys laughing],[Kent grunts],Ow, hit me again, Kent!,What's French for in your face?,[Kent laughs],[Hiram] Yes, indeed.,This room willmake the perfect setting,for our grand banquet.,The house will be filled withmembers of The Royal Society,,heads of industry,possibly even a duke or two.,The perfect way to putAmerican electricals on the map.,The Royal Society?,Dukes?,Oh, Hiram.,I sent the invitationsback in Boston.,Lead on Mrs. Umney.,Hiram?,[mysterious music],- [Sir Simon] Child.- [Virginia gasps],[Sir Simon] Golden child.,[Virginia gasps],- [Mrs.- Umney] This way.,Virginia, keep up.,[Sir Simon laughs evilly],[Virginia gasps],[Virginia exclaiming],I'm coming!,[Virginia gasps][mysterious music],[Sir Simon laughs evilly],And this is the library.,What a splendidcollection, huh pumpkin?,We had books back home, Pa.,I know it's hardleaving everything behind,,but you'll make new friends.,This is going tobe a great adventure.,Come on now, no tears.,I'm not crying.,[soft music],[Lucretia] What happened tothe previous owner?,[Mrs. Umney] He's in the asylum now.,Poor Lord Monroe.,All he does is screamand scream day and night.,[Mrs. Umney imitatesMonroe screaming],- [Mrs.- Umney] He goes.,You see, for the past 300 years,,each and every owner of thishouse has been forced to flee,,driven mad by the ghostof Sir Simon de Canterville.,Cards wallopsand crazy talk. Ha!,I assure you, we Otis'sare made of sterner stuff,and no ghost, real or otherwiseis ever gonna scare us.,Jehoshaphat!,[dramatic music],Whoa!,[Mrs. Umney exclaiming],[Mrs. Umney thuds],[boys laughing]......