兜风 Joy Ride(2023)中英字幕
更新日期: 2023年09月30日 下载次数: 202 SRT ASS | 电影：兜风 (Joy Ride) 年代：2023 长度：92分钟 国家：美国 语言：英语
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兜风 Joy Ride(2023)中英字幕预览
白山公园,他妈的,看那么多老外,这简直就像一个有桌游的酒吧,或是就像一集老友记,洛洛 不要走太远,你好Hi!,呃 你们一家是新来的 对吧Uh, you guys must be new to town, right?,刚来这个城市 不是刚来这个国家New to town, but not new to the country.,我们刚从加州搬过来 我们说英语We just moved from California. We speak English.,哦 那太棒了 我们也说英语Oh, that's wonderful! So do we!,我们就是有点好奇We're just curious.,呃 你们是华裔吗Um... are you Chinese?,- 对 - 哦 太好了- Yes. - Oh, great.,呃 我们就是想知道你们会不会介意Uh, we just wondered if you would mind,你们的女儿和我们的女儿一起玩if your daughter played with our daughter?,为什么要跟我们的女儿玩Why our daughter?,哦 哦不 我们就是觉得奥德丽会想要认识她Oh! Oh, no, we just thought Audrey might like to meet her.,- 对 - 奥德丽 来打个招呼- Yeah. - Audrey, say hi.,你想玩滑梯吗You wanna play slide?,嗯哼Mmm-hmm.,中国佬不许玩滑梯Slide's off limits to Ching-Chongs.,去你的Fuck you.,你想成为我最好的朋友吗You wanna be best friends?,兜风,欢迎来到六年级,我的家族根脉,我爷爷的名字叫乔 我爸也叫乔My grandpa's name is Joe, just like my dad's.,他喜欢火车模型 还得了痛风He loves model trains, and he has a gout.,为什么你和你的家人长得不像Why don't you look like your family?,因为我是从中国领养来的'Cause I'm adopted from China.,所以我还有一个生母That's why I have a birth mom.,如果我的父母抛弃了我 我会气死的I'd be so mad if my parents gave me up.,你是做了什么吗Did you do something?,她妈妈不想要她了 很显然Her mom didn't want her, obviously.,你还好吗Are you okay?,你猜怎么着 去他们所有人的You know what? Fuck everyone else.,你不需要向这帮废物证明任何东西You don't have to prove anything to these losers.,顶尖学生奥德丽•苏利文,领导力奖奥德丽•苏利文,成就奖奥德丽•苏利文,最有可能走向成功奥德丽•苏利文,奥德丽 等你满世界飞的时候别忘了我,华盛顿法律杂志,最佳新人律师奥德丽•苏利文,最有可能被逮捕洛洛•陈,白山运动俱乐部,委员会成员,十比四 继续 老板Ten, four, let's go, boss.,你确定你准备好去中国了吗You sure you're ready for China?,没问题的 弗兰克I got this, Frank.,那边和这里很不一样They do things differently there.,我会把合同搞定的 别担心I'll close the deal. Don't worry about that.,你担心的是那个吗You worried about that?,哦 操Oh, fuck!,啊 操Ah! Fuck!,哦 老天爷啊 没防住Oh, Jesus Christ! Cover that!,天啊 这项运动他妈的糟透了God, this game fuckin' sucks.,- 打得不错 - 打得不错 老板- Good game. - Good game, boss.,谢了 凯文Thanks, Kevin.,迈克C 迈克D 迈克J 迈克尔Mike C. Mike D. Mike J. Michael.,乔什 詹姆斯 戴夫 另一个戴夫Josh. James. Dave. Other Dave.,又是迈克尔 见到你很高兴Michael again. Good seein' ya.,呃 十一比四Uh, eleven to four.,再一次将我暴揍 苏利文Kicked my ass again, Sullivan.,你很厉害 作为一个That's pretty good for a...,- 女人 - 亚裔- Woman. - Asian.,不 我是准备说受雇律师No, I was gonna say "associate.",等等 我们还能说亚裔这个词吗 还是那属于冒犯Wait, can we say "Asian" anymore or is that offensive?,我们什么词都不能再说了We can't say anything anymore.,你他妈说得没错 凯文 所以闭嘴吧You're goddamn right, Kevin! So shut the fuck up!,我是支持亚裔的盟友 我在大华超级市场买东西I'm an ally. I shop at 99 Ranch Market.,*美国一家连锁亚洲超市,我们当中有些人出了自己的一份力Some of us are doin' the work.,没错 我很感谢那场Yes. I really appreciated,- 花木兰主题的办公室生日派对 - 不用谢- that Mulan-themed office birthday party. - You're welcome.,所以 呃 你期待去北京吗So, uh, you excited for Beijing?,我都不知道你会说中文I didn't know you speak Chinese.,嗯 我说得不流利Well, I'm not fluent,但是对于汉语基本会话非常了解but I have an excellent grasp of conversational Mandarin.,是吗 用汉语怎么说Yeah? How do you say,,我对于汉语基本会话非常了解"I have an excellent grasp of conversational Mandarin" in Mandarin?,我做了一个小时多邻国,你这周把中国波搞定 我就提名你当合伙人You close ChinaWave this week, I'm puttin' you up for partner.,你终于提这事了 盟友Took you long enough, ally.,哦 拜托Well, come on,,3000小时计费时间女士 你知道这一天会来的Ms. 3,000-Billable-Hours, you knew this was coming.,要知道 如果这事成了 你就得搬去洛杉矶You know, if this works out, you're gonna have to move out to L.A.,,在总部工作work out of headquarters.,那样会很棒 实际上That'd be amazing, actually.,怎么说 我一直觉得You know, I've been thinking,换个环境会很不错it'd be nice to have a change.,- 哦 你会喜欢洛杉矶的 - 没错- Oh, you're gonna love LA. - Yeah.,我是说 那里有中国城 泰国城 韩国城I mean, there's a Chinatown, a Thai Town, a Koreatown.,- 就是 那里基本上就是亚洲 - 当然- I mean, it's basically Asia. - Sure.,鸡巴都给我打掉了That's me off of the dick.,你的鸡巴废了 你这个弱爆了的家伙Your dick is dust, you pussy motherfucker!,- 他妈的废了 - 总之- Fuckin' dust! - Anyway,.
搞定中国波 当上合伙人close ChinaWave, make partner.,- 别担心 我会的 - 你最好说到做到- Don't worry. I will. - You better.,这是个大客户 好在你的中文很流利It's a big account. Good thing you're fluent in Chinese.,没错Yep.,你知道 实际上有个朋友会和我一起You know, and I actually have a friend coming with me.,她会在北京给我当翻译She offered to be my translator in Beijing.,哦 你有个朋友是专业译员吗Oh, you have a friend who's a professional translator?,特别专业Total professional.,我想拿我的嘴巴含着你的蛋蛋,就像胖兔子一样,*一种比拼往嘴里塞棉花糖的游戏,哦 你好吗 房东Oh, what's up, landlord?,- 抱歉这里很乱 - 你在和谁说话- Sorry for the mess. - Who are you talking to?,我在给拜伦•戴维斯发这个I'm sending an Animoji to Baron Davis,可爱熊熊的动画表情with this cute bear.,来 你过来看Look. Check it out.,我想倒蜂蜜在我的奶子上面,因为我是一个熊,你根本不知道我在说什么You have no idea what I'm saying.,不 我知道 拜伦•戴维斯是谁No, I have an idea. Who is Baron Davis?,篮球运动员 两次入选美职篮全明星Basketball player. Two-time NBA All-Star.,总之 现在他在中国打球Anyway, he's playin' in China now.,既然我们要去北京 我就私信了他Since we're goin' to Beijing, I slid in his DMs.,他正在学中文 所以我在教他He's learning the language, so I'm teaching him.,如果你需要帮忙翻译If you need help translating,,我和凯特说过了 她现在生活在那里I talked to Kat, and she lives there now.,- 啊 没错 - 所以如果- Ah, yes. - So like if...,凯瑟琳•黄 你那著名的大学室友Katherine Huang. Your famous college roommate.,- 对 - 演员- Yeah. - Actress.,- 好吧 - 代言模特- Okay. - Spokesmodel.,洛洛落后两分Lolo two-point-worse.,别这样Don't...,你能够理解对我来说You do understand it's really important,全程保持专业for me to be professional,- 非常重要对吧 - 当然- the entire time... - Of course.,奥德丽 我理解你 看看我Audrey, I got you. Look at me.,- 你在想着鸡巴 - 该死 你说对了- You're thinking about a dick. - Damn it. You're right.,- 但是我也很专业 - 嗯 我知道- But I'm a fellow profesh. - Yeah. I know.,相信我 哦 我来给你看我最新的作品Trust me. Oh, let me show you my latest work.,- 来吧 在餐馆里 - 呃 这 好吧- Come on. It's at the restaurant. - Uh, it's... Okay.,舔舔猫Licky cat.,你瞧 就像招财猫 不过See? It's like a lucky cat except...,- 嗯 不 我懂了 - 舌头- Yeah, no, I get it. - The tongue?,- 我懂了 - 准备好了吗- I get it. - Ready for this?,靠近看莲花The Look-Closer Lotus.,- 靠近看什么 哦 哇哦 - 嗯哼- Look-Closer at wha... Oh, wow. - Mmm-hmm.,- 女阴 - 嗯哼 花瓣都是批的形状- Vaginas. - Mmm-hmm. Pussy petals.,- 这也太多了 - 还有这个- There's a lot of 'em. - And this,,我的（法语）得意之作my piece de resistance...,成人游乐场"Adult Playground.",这是我们小时候去的那个游乐场吗Is this the playground we went to as kids?,他妈的没错 看 奶子沙池Fuck yeah. Look, titty sandbox.,这很混乱This is chaotic.,这就是我创作的主题 混乱但具有启发性That's what my art is all about. Inspiring chaos.,有关于亚裔人群必须应对的那些和性有关Challenging fetishes that Asian people have to deal with,富有挑战性的恋物癖around sexuality.,我是说 这内容真的很多I mean, it's just a lot.,我希望有人会喜欢I hope someone likes it.,我现在很需要创作委托I could really use a commission right now.,如果你真的需要钱 你可以在这里值班If you really need money, you could pick up some shifts here.,你的父母需要人帮忙Your parents need the help.,我不想出卖原则I'm not tryin' to be a sell-out.,艺术家不谈物质I'm a starving artist.,我可以带一幅作品去北京I could bring one of my pieces to Beijing.,洛洛 这是非常重要的工作Lolo, this is such an important work...,- 是出差 公务 - 没错- Work trip. Work trip. - Right.,- 或者 听我说 - 不不 没有或者- Or... And just hear me out. - No. No. No "or.",如果说这是我们的第一次挚友年度旅行呢 你和我What if it's our first annual best friends trip? You and me.,阿珠与阿花Romy and Michele.,*同名经典喜剧片中的一对好友,伯特和埃尔莫Bert and Elmo.,*儿童节目《芝麻街》中的角色,- 是厄尼 - 哦 我的天 好尴尬- Ernie. - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.,我喜欢年度旅行这个主意I love the idea of an annual trip,但是你必须得存下点钱but you're gonna have to save some money.,- 好的 - 你靠和我一起住来省钱- Yeah. - You're saving money by living with me.,而我对此非常感激And I'm so grateful.,我一直过得很开心但是 我不知道And it's been really fun but I don't know,,就 也许我不想一辈子都住在白山like, maybe I don't wanna live in White Hills my whole life.,为什么不呢 这里就是家Why not? This is home.,对 但是Right, but...,洛洛 我们和你说过不要把你的作品拿到这里来Lolo... we told you to stop bringing your art in here.,奥德丽家没有地方放了I ran out of space at Audrey's.,把它拿走 我们要准备开始了Put it away. We have to go get ready.,- 好吧 我马上来 - 我们马上来- Okay, I'm coming. - We're coming.,快点,来了来了,你为什么还在做那个,你要把它Do you wanna just...,- 我们就把它扔这里吗 - 好吧 我很抱歉- Are we gonna leave it here? - Okay, I'm sorry.,我不像亚瑟那样是个放射科医生I'm not a radiologist like Arthur.,好吧Okay.,敬奥德丽To Audrey!,- 敬奥德丽 没错 - 谢谢你们过来- To Audrey. Yes. - Thanks for coming over.,哦 好为你骄傲Oh. So proud of you.,大伙 你们不必这么大费周章的Guys, you didn't have to throw a whole party.,我们大概 四天就回来了We're gonna be back in, like, four days.,我们想要好好欢送你 这是一件大事We wanted to give you a nice send-off. It's a big deal.,去你出生的国家Going to your birth country.,这是一次公务旅行It's a business trip.,而且你带洛洛一起去真是太好了And it's so great you're taking Lolo with you.,- 对了 我们带了红豆饼来 - 哦 没错- Anyway, we brought Hong Dou Bing. - Oh, yes.......
搞定中国波 当上合伙人close ChinaWave, make partner.,- 别担心 我会的 - 你最好说到做到- Don't worry. I will. - You better.,这是个大客户 好在你的中文很流利It's a big account. Good thing you're fluent in Chinese.,没错Yep.,你知道 实际上有个朋友会和我一起You know, and I actually have a friend coming with me.,她会在北京给我当翻译She offered to be my translator in Beijing.,哦 你有个朋友是专业译员吗Oh, you have a friend who's a professional translator?,特别专业Total professional.,我想拿我的嘴巴含着你的蛋蛋,就像胖兔子一样,*一种比拼往嘴里塞棉花糖的游戏,哦 你好吗 房东Oh, what's up, landlord?,- 抱歉这里很乱 - 你在和谁说话- Sorry for the mess. - Who are you talking to?,我在给拜伦•戴维斯发这个I'm sending an Animoji to Baron Davis,可爱熊熊的动画表情with this cute bear.,来 你过来看Look. Check it out.,我想倒蜂蜜在我的奶子上面,因为我是一个熊,你根本不知道我在说什么You have no idea what I'm saying.,不 我知道 拜伦•戴维斯是谁No, I have an idea. Who is Baron Davis?,篮球运动员 两次入选美职篮全明星Basketball player. Two-time NBA All-Star.,总之 现在他在中国打球Anyway, he's playin' in China now.,既然我们要去北京 我就私信了他Since we're goin' to Beijing, I slid in his DMs.,他正在学中文 所以我在教他He's learning the language, so I'm teaching him.,如果你需要帮忙翻译If you need help translating,,我和凯特说过了 她现在生活在那里I talked to Kat, and she lives there now.,- 啊 没错 - 所以如果- Ah, yes. - So like if...,凯瑟琳•黄 你那著名的大学室友Katherine Huang. Your famous college roommate.,- 对 - 演员- Yeah. - Actress.,- 好吧 - 代言模特- Okay. - Spokesmodel.,洛洛落后两分Lolo two-point-worse.,别这样Don't...,你能够理解对我来说You do understand it's really important,全程保持专业for me to be professional,- 非常重要对吧 - 当然- the entire time... - Of course.,奥德丽 我理解你 看看我Audrey, I got you. Look at me.,- 你在想着鸡巴 - 该死 你说对了- You're thinking about a dick. - Damn it. You're right.,- 但是我也很专业 - 嗯 我知道- But I'm a fellow profesh. - Yeah. I know.,相信我 哦 我来给你看我最新的作品Trust me. Oh, let me show you my latest work.,- 来吧 在餐馆里 - 呃 这 好吧- Come on. It's at the restaurant. - Uh, it's... Okay.,舔舔猫Licky cat.,你瞧 就像招财猫 不过See? It's like a lucky cat except...,- 嗯 不 我懂了 - 舌头- Yeah, no, I get it. - The tongue?,- 我懂了 - 准备好了吗- I get it. - Ready for this?,靠近看莲花The Look-Closer Lotus.,- 靠近看什么 哦 哇哦 - 嗯哼- Look-Closer at wha... Oh, wow. - Mmm-hmm.,- 女阴 - 嗯哼 花瓣都是批的形状- Vaginas. - Mmm-hmm. Pussy petals.,- 这也太多了 - 还有这个- There's a lot of 'em. - And this,,我的（法语）得意之作my piece de resistance...,成人游乐场"Adult Playground.",这是我们小时候去的那个游乐场吗Is this the playground we went to as kids?,他妈的没错 看 奶子沙池Fuck yeah. Look, titty sandbox.,这很混乱This is chaotic.,这就是我创作的主题 混乱但具有启发性That's what my art is all about. Inspiring chaos.,有关于亚裔人群必须应对的那些和性有关Challenging fetishes that Asian people have to deal with,富有挑战性的恋物癖around sexuality.,我是说 这内容真的很多I mean, it's just a lot.,我希望有人会喜欢I hope someone likes it.,我现在很需要创作委托I could really use a commission right now.,如果你真的需要钱 你可以在这里值班If you really need money, you could pick up some shifts here.,你的父母需要人帮忙Your parents need the help.,我不想出卖原则I'm not tryin' to be a sell-out.,艺术家不谈物质I'm a starving artist.,我可以带一幅作品去北京I could bring one of my pieces to Beijing.,洛洛 这是非常重要的工作Lolo, this is such an important work...,- 是出差 公务 - 没错- Work trip. Work trip. - Right.,- 或者 听我说 - 不不 没有或者- Or... And just hear me out. - No. No. No "or.",如果说这是我们的第一次挚友年度旅行呢 你和我What if it's our first annual best friends trip? You and me.,阿珠与阿花Romy and Michele.,*同名经典喜剧片中的一对好友,伯特和埃尔莫Bert and Elmo.,*儿童节目《芝麻街》中的角色,- 是厄尼 - 哦 我的天 好尴尬- Ernie. - Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.,我喜欢年度旅行这个主意I love the idea of an annual trip,但是你必须得存下点钱but you're gonna have to save some money.,- 好的 - 你靠和我一起住来省钱- Yeah. - You're saving money by living with me.,而我对此非常感激And I'm so grateful.,我一直过得很开心但是 我不知道And it's been really fun but I don't know,,就 也许我不想一辈子都住在白山like, maybe I don't wanna live in White Hills my whole life.,为什么不呢 这里就是家Why not? This is home.,对 但是Right, but...,洛洛 我们和你说过不要把你的作品拿到这里来Lolo... we told you to stop bringing your art in here.,奥德丽家没有地方放了I ran out of space at Audrey's.,把它拿走 我们要准备开始了Put it away. We have to go get ready.,- 好吧 我马上来 - 我们马上来- Okay, I'm coming. - We're coming.,快点,来了来了,你为什么还在做那个,你要把它Do you wanna just...,- 我们就把它扔这里吗 - 好吧 我很抱歉- Are we gonna leave it here? - Okay, I'm sorry.,我不像亚瑟那样是个放射科医生I'm not a radiologist like Arthur.,好吧Okay.,敬奥德丽To Audrey!,- 敬奥德丽 没错 - 谢谢你们过来- To Audrey. Yes. - Thanks for coming over.,哦 好为你骄傲Oh. So proud of you.,大伙 你们不必这么大费周章的Guys, you didn't have to throw a whole party.,我们大概 四天就回来了We're gonna be back in, like, four days.,我们想要好好欢送你 这是一件大事We wanted to give you a nice send-off. It's a big deal.,去你出生的国家Going to your birth country.,这是一次公务旅行It's a business trip.,而且你带洛洛一起去真是太好了And it's so great you're taking Lolo with you.,- 对了 我们带了红豆饼来 - 哦 没错- Anyway, we brought Hong Dou Bing. - Oh, yes.......
