复仇狗联盟 Strays(2023)中英字幕

　今天肯定是最赞的一天Today is gonna be the best day ever.,我怎么会知道？How do I know that?,因为每天都是最赞的一天Because every day is the best day ever.,我爱我的生活I love my life.,我爱阳光 我爱蝴蝶I love sunshine, I love butterflies.,但我最最最爱的But more than anything,,是道格I love Doug.,喂！Hey!,闭上你的狗嘴！Shut the fuck up!,白痴狗东西Fucking piece of shit.,这就是道格 AKA世界上最棒的主人That's Doug. Also known as the best owner in the world.,我至今都记得初次相见的那天I still remember the first day we met.,她就是想勾搭你She was too flirting with you.,哇 小可爱Hey, babies!,道格与我四目相对的一瞬间 我们就知道我们是天造地设的一对儿The second Doug laid eyes on me, we knew we were meant to be together.,操Fuck.,从那天之后 我们就时时刻刻黏在一起Ever since that day, he and I have been inseparable.,为什么道格这么棒呢？Why is Doug so great?,-他的优点数不清 -下去-Where do I begin? -Get down.,他太喜欢跟我在一起了 甚至都不去工作了He loves being around me so much, he doesn't even have a job.,而且道格从不给我那些无聊的狗玩具Also, Doug doesn't get me boring dog toys.,他让我自己决定玩什么He lets me come up with my own toys.,嗨 雷吉 这是什么呀？Hi, Reggie. What you got?,比如这些弹力玩具Like this stretchy thing.,-怎么回事？ -呃…-What the fuck! -Uh…,这不是我的Those aren't mine.,你听我解释There's a simple explanation.,这是给你买的圣诞礼物This was supposed to be a Christmas present.,道格 现在才七月Doug, it's July.,有时候我会担心 我到底有没有让道格快乐Sometimes I worry if I'm doing a good job making Doug happy.,-你不明白 -我受够了 雷吉-You don't get it. -I'm done. Reggie.,但然后我意识到 我确实让道格很快乐But then I realized I do make Doug happy.,你干什么？你根本不喜欢这条狗What are you doing? You don't even like the dog.,我爱死这条狗了I love this dog.,这也让我很开心And that makes me happy.,重点是你喜欢他All that matters is that you like him.,所以我喜欢让你得不到他And I like that you don't get to have him.,你就是个彻头彻尾的废柴渣男You are a total fucking loser.,嗯 有狗的废柴渣男Yeah, a loser with a dog.,说实话吧 如果世界上有一样东西Honestly, the only thing in the world,让道格爱它胜过爱我that Doug maybe loves more than me,那肯定是他最爱的玩具：他的阴茎is his favorite toy: his penis.,他给它剃毛 带它一起看电视He gives it haircuts, he watches TV with it…,-转过来！ -别盯着我 气氛都被你毁了- Flip it around! -Stop staring. You're ruining it.,有时候看他对那根东西的爱抚 我真希望自己才是阴茎And the way he pets that thing, sometimes I wish I was a penis.,但每次我想玩 他就开始“护食”了But every time I try to play with it, he gets so possessive.,下去 坏狗！Get off! Get-- Bad dog!,良好亲密关系的关键就是要有共同点The key to any good relationship is having things in common.,我们都喜欢吠We both like barking…,我们都爱挠痒We both love a good scratch.,我们都可以整夜不睡 彻夜长谈And we can stay up all night, just talking for hours.,你毁了我的生活 是不是？You fucked up my life, didn't you?,虽然我听不懂他在说什么Even though I don't understand what he's saying…,要不是你这个白痴 她永远都不会发现She never would have found out if it wasn't for your dumb ass.,…但我知道他爱我…I can tell he loves me.,虽然我认识的人类不多And while I don't know that many human beings,,但我敢肯定 他是其中最优秀的那一撮I think it's safe to assume he's one of the best.,该死Oh, goddamn.,搞什么啊 妈It's bullshit, Mom.,你的支票不够房租 他们要把我赶出去了They're kicking me out 'cause your last check wasn't enough for rent.,你也许觉得道格有点邋遢…You might say Doug is messy, but lately…,不 我才不要搬回家No, I'm not gonna move back home.,…但他最近在玩具收纳方面进步了很多…he's been much better at putting his toys away.,对不起No, I'm sorry. Look.,但是我不能住在学校附近It's just you know that I can't live that close to a school.,不！No!,坏狗！那可是我最爱的水烟筒！Bad dog! That's my favorite fucking bong, dude!,你喜欢那个球 是吧？Oh. You like that ball, don't you?,最近 道格一直在跟我玩新游戏Lately, Doug has been playing a brand-new game with me,叫“捡操”called "Fetch and Fuck"!,捡！Fetch.,规则是 道格让我在离家很远的地方下车…Basically, Doug drops me off really far away…,沙扬娜拉 忠犬八公Sayonara, ke-mo sah-bee.,…把球扔出去 自己开车回家…throws the ball, and drives home without me.,然后我要带着球自己找到回家的路！Then it's my turn to get the ball and find my way back home!,-等我带着球回家 他会说： -操-When I bring the ball back, he says-- -Fuck.,这就说明游戏是我赢啦！And that's how I know I won the game!,捡！Fetch!,我们最近经常玩这个游戏We've been playing it a lot lately.,-操！ -有时候- Fuck! - Sometimes we play it,一天要玩三四次three or four times in the same day.,捡！Fetch!,操！Fuck!,捡！操！Fetch! Fuck!,操！Fuck!,操！Fuck!,我了个操！Holy fuck!,耶！“我了个操”！我又赢了！"Holy fuck" is right! I win again!,够了That's it.,该结束了This ends now.,? You only got a couple miles to go ?,? If you're trying to drive me insane… ?,这种自驾游最棒了！These road trips are the best!,能看到乡村的美景Because you get to see the exciting world outside our town.,继续开哦 道格！Keep driving, Doug!,给我增加点难度Don't make it too easy on me.,我喜欢挑战I love a challenge.,? 'Cause I hide from everyone ?.
    ? Shine on me ?,? Shine on me ?,? Shine on me ?,? Shine on me ?,这一局肯定是有史以来最难的一局This round's gonna be the hardest one yet,,因为我们从来没去过这么远because we went way further than we've ever gone before.,我根本不知道这是哪里In fact, I have no idea where we are.,太刺激了And that's exciting!,我知道这个世界有时候很吓人I know the world seems like a scary place sometimes,,但我一点也不担心but I don't worry.,祝你好运了Good luck fetching this.,因为只要有道格在 我永远是安全的Because I'm always safe at Doug's side.,没错 这一局游戏难度太大了Sure, Doug really challenges me with this game,,但这是因为道格相信我but that's just because he believes in me.,老话说得好 一分耕耘一分收获 关系也是一样的You know what they say: The best relationships are the hard ones.,必须要付出努力You have to put in the work.,要有勇气You gotta have courage.,而且要记得 真正的爱…And you always need to remember that real love…,并不容易is never easy.,虽然我喜欢这个游戏But even though I love this game,,但我现在想让它结束了I kinda want it to be over.,因为 我现在只想回家Because, well, I really just wanna be home.,好了 该出发了Okay, time to get moving.,回家找道格喽！Going back to Doug's.,这个社区很不错哎This is a nice neighborhood.,我喜欢这些垃圾I like all the trash.,还有针头 好多针头啊And the needles. So many needles.,嘿 亲爱的 你试过阿富汗猎犬吗？Hey, honey, you ever been with an Afghan before?,没有 不用了 谢谢Uh, no, I don't think so, but thank you.,哎呀呀 看看这是什么？Well, well, well. What do we have here?,你迷路了？You lost?,你好 大狗狗们 对 我迷路了Hi, there, big dogs. Yes, I am lost.,我想去道格家I'm trying to get to Doug's place.,你们知道怎么走吗？Do-- Do you know which way that is from here?,-你说道格家？ -对呀-Hmm… You say Doug's place? -I did, yeah.,-嗯 我知道怎么走 -太好了-Oh, yeah, I know which way that is. -Oh, great.,往我屁眼里走就行 小粪球Right up my fucking ass, you little shit.,糟糕 情况不妙啊Oh… No, that can't be right.,我马上离开Okay. Well, I'll just be on my way.,能把我的球给我吗？Uh, can I please have my ball back?,你的球？你现在连小命都危险了Your ball? You'll be lucky if I let you leave with your life.,喂！哪个混蛋在我的小巷里乱吠！Hey! Who in the fuck is making all that noise in my fucking alley?,那是谁？Who's this guy?,呵呵 别逼我立刻现身Oh, you don't want me to come around this fucking corner now, do you?,不然有你们好看！Shit's gonna get crackin'. Trust me!,想跟我玩玩吗？猫娘养的？You wanna dance, motherfuckers, huh?,想玩玩？那就来吧！You wanna dance? Let's do this.,怎么样 母狗们？What's up, bitches? Huh?,哇 他好小只Oh, he's tiny.,看影子我还以为他很大呢The shadow. I thought he was fucking big.,我们能一口咬死他 对吧？Yeah, we can destroy this guy, right?,来啊 咬我啊 臭烘烘的狗东西Yeah, go ahead, bite me, you raggedy motherfuckers.,看你们敢不敢！I dare you!,你们知道我身上有多少病毒吗？You know how many diseases is up in me?,狂犬病 疥疮Rabies, scabies,,还有给死松鼠甜菊传染的病毒whatever disease you can get from tongue-fucking a dead squirrel,,对 我昨晚给死松鼠舔菊了 因为我是疯子！which I did last night, 'cause I'm crazy, man!,原地起跳能高达一米That's a 37-inch vertical.,你们要是敢来惹我I'ma tell you right now, you run up on me,,我就把这只爪子伸进你们俩的屁眼 把你们串成狗肉串and I'll stick this paw right up your ass and in his. Like a shish kebab.,哇 这家伙好像真疯了Whoa. This guy seems nuts.,你看他在对着自己的屁股叫呢Look at the way he's barking at his own ass.,看我的！我要把自己的屁股咬下来！I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll bite my own ass off!,天啊 他有病吧？Oh, man. The fuck is wrong with this guy?,我是疯狗 我要操垃圾！I'm so crazy I'll fuck the trash!,你喜欢这样 是不是？You like it, don't you? You like it.,你还想被回收？You wanna get recycled?,是死扣吗？我要把这个袋子操开Anybody got a twisty tie? 'Cause I'm fucking this bag up.,谁是下一个？Okay, who's next?,他太瘆人了 咱们撤吧He's freaking me out. Let's bounce.,不战就操 你们选吧I'll fight you or fuck you. Dealer's choice.,反正你们都会被传染上寄生虫！But either way, you're getting worms!,大型犬Large breeds, man.,那些大块头混蛋 总会被疯狂小狗的把戏唬住These motherfuckers, man, always falling for that crazy little dog trick.,跟我走吧 小子？Hey, you with me, kid?,这里不适合你这种狗 快走吧'Cause this block ain't for dogs like you. We should get the hell outta here.,我的网球…But my tennis ball…,去它的吧 我再给你弄一个Ah, fuck it. We'll get you another one.,我叫小虫 你有名字吗？I'm Bug, by the way. You got a name?,哦 对 抱歉 很高兴见到你 小虫Oh. Right, sorry. It's good to meet you, Bug.,-我叫狗东西 -什么？-My name is Shitbag. -What?,哦 是“白痴狗东西”的昵称Oh, it's short for "Dumbass Shitbag.",有时候道格也叫我“蠢货”But sometimes, Doug pronounces it "Fucknugget.",这些好像都不是名字Uh, none of those sound like names.,道格的女性朋友以前叫我“雷吉”Oh. Well, Doug's lady friend used to call me "Reggie.",这就对了 雷吉Reggie. There you go. Yeah, we're gonna go with that.,走吧Let's keep moving.,你流浪多久了 雷吉？So, how long you been a stray for, Reggie?,我不是流浪狗Oh, I… No, I'm not a stray.,-你不是？ -我只是路过这里-Oh, you're not? -I-I'm just out here temporarily.,我有主人的-Oh. -I actually have an owner.,我们在玩游戏 他开车带我走很远 让我下车…We're playing this game where he drops me off far away…,-是吗 -…扔球-Mm-hmm. Right. -…throws a ball,,然后我再带着球回家and then it's my turn to bring the ball back home.,我的妈呀！- Holy shit! - Yeah.,抱歉 伙计 这真是太悲惨了That's, uh… I-I-I'm sorry, man, but that's incredibly tragic,但是又太他妈搞笑了and the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a long fucking time.,很高兴能逗你一笑Glad you're having a good laugh.,听我一句吧 小子Take it from me, kid.,你那个什么主人 根本不是在跟你玩游戏That owner of yours, he's not playing any game with you.,他把你扔了-He left your ass, okay? -Huh?,你已经正式是流浪狗了You are officially a stray.......