玛蒂尔达:音乐剧 Roald Dahl’s Matilda the Musical(2022)英文字幕
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A baby?,I'm not having a baby.What on earth gives you that idea?,I'm not listening to this.This is quackery.,But you're about to give birth.,Are you out of your mi…,Mrs. Wormwood,you're having a contraction.,I'm not having contractions.,Contractions are for pregnant women…,…who are having ba……bies!,I'm having a stinking baby!,What?,A girl.,What, you mean my son is a girl?,I mean that your daughter is a girl.,Yeah, but the balloons, Doctor.I mean…,the balloons, they say "boy.",Mr. Wormwood, your wife has justgiven birth to a beautiful, healthy,,happy little girl. She's perfect.,This is fantastic news.,Everything all right, Matilda?,Yes, thank you, Mrs. Phelps.,Only, it's sort of closing time.,Oh, right.,I could stay while you pack up?,When I say "sort of," I mean an hour ago.,I already have packed up.,You looked so peacefulI didn't want to disturb you.,But I just know your parents cannot waitto have you back home.,Oh, yeah, they love me home.,Just… love me at home.,Oh, no, it's a disaster, Harry!,We forgot to send it to school!,He goes to school all the time,don't you, boy?,I'm a girl, and no, I don't.I've never been to school.,-Where d'you get all the books from?-From the library.,What, they're doing books now?,Oh, you are such an idiot!,What, me?I've got a business to run.,It's not my job to look after brats.,Haven't I got enough stress,what with all this debt you've put us in?,That I've put us in?,Yeah, yeah, you. Don't you get it?,We're trapped in the chains of debt.,And you, you expect meto escape like I'm some kind of…,flaming escapologist!,Escapologist, is it?Well, I have a whole house to run.,Dinners don't microwave themselves,you know.,Hello?,-Who the flaming flip's that?-I was gonna tell you.,The school inspector's here.He's in the dining room with some floozy.,What are we going to do?,Well…,Dr Martin Luther King once said,"A lie cannot live.",Yeah.Yeah, we'll lie our way out of it.,Like what that doctor said.,Home schooling, uh, yeah.,We homeschool that one.,It's all the rage these days.,You know, what with being a businessmanand an entrepreneur.,Well, then, I understand rage.,Okay…,And what kind of educationdoes she receive here?,Well, I do makeup and Harry does welding.,Matilda, isn't it?,My name's Miss Honey.,So you've been homeschooled, have you?,We were wondering if you'd liketo come to be school-schooled.,We're a few weeks in already,,but, uh, we've another girlwho's missed the start of term too.,You could just join her.,What's it like?,School-school.,Uh… sometimes it can be intense.,But I promise you my class is just fun.,I'll teach you all about historyand music and literature--,Literature! So, books then?,At school, we have loads of books.Full of stories.,And we'll even teach youhow to write your own.,How does that sound?,All right,look, look, look, I'll sort this.,I'd better go.,Hm., Once upon a time…,there was a little girl…,who was trapped.,I can't believe that!Talking to me like that.,How dare they!I'm getting fined because of you!,It's not my fault!,You forgot to send me to school.,Yeah, well you're going to school now,and you're gonna meet The Trunchbull.,The Trunchbull?,Agatha Trunchbull.Headmistress of Crunchem Hall.,Big, strong, scary woman she is.,Used to compete in the Olympics.Yeah, throwing the hammer.,And guess what I just did?,I called her and told her,what a nasty little,troublemaking goblin you are.,No!.
Oh, she is so looking forwardto meeting you!,-That's not fair!,It's not right!,That oughta teach you,ruining our life!,Yeah, disgusting little gargoyle.,What have you done to my hair?,Oh.,Why d'you want it green anyway?Is it a circus thing or…?,What circus thing?,This escapologist you keep going on about.,Does he have green hair?,There is no escapologist,and I keep telling you I didn't do it.,Escapologist… Escapologist…,Once upon a time,there was a great escapologist.,He was so kind.,The sort of man any childwould love to have as their father.,And one day he fell in love with…,an acrobat.,Matilda?,Hello, Mrs. Phelps!,School doesn't startfor another hour yet, does it?,Oh, I'm early because of… excitement.,Miss Honey's gonnateach us to tell stories.,But I think I've got one already.,I can feel it sort of wriggling in me.,-Like it's bursting to get out.-Well, I think if it's bursting,,you should probablytell it as soon as possible, don't you?,I'll get us some lemonade.,But it might be a bit… intense.,Matilda Wormwood, stories are my business.I think I'll be fine.,Once upon a time,,the two greatest circus performersin the world…,an escapologist, who couldescape from any lock ever invented,,and an acrobat, who was so skilled,,it seemed she could actually fly,,-fell in love and got married.,Together they performed the mostincredible feats anyone had ever seen.,People would come from miles around.,Kings, queens, celebrities and astronauts.,But despite their love,,despite their fame, they were sad.,"We have everything thatthe world has to offer," said the wife.,"But not the one thing in the worldwe want most.,We do not have a child.","Patience my love,",the husband replied."Time is on our side.,Even time loves us.",But time is the one thingno one is master of.,And as time passed,they grew quite old and still,,no child.,The sadness of living alonein their big, empty house,drew them on to ever more dangerous feats,,as work became the only place to escapethe inescapable sorrow of their lives.,And so it was, they decided to perform,the most dangerous featever in the world, ever!,It is called…,Said the acrobat,,announcing the event to the world's press,,who had gathered to listenwith bated breath.,The Burning Woman Hurling Through the Air,With Dynamite in Her Hair,Over Sharks and Spiky Objects…,Caught by the Man Locked in the Cage and…,…it is the most dangerous featever in the world ever!,It is our destiny.,It is where the loneliness of lifehas led us.,Well, what happened next?,I… I don't know.,Not yet, anyway.,School's open. I'd better go.,But what about the rest of the story?,I'll tell you the rest tomorrow.,Tomorrow?But I'm over at the lake tomorrow.,The lake, okay.,Well, have a great day at school.,And… be careful in there.,Oh, I'm not worried.,If people do scary things to you,you can just do scary things back.,But Matilda, remember,,two wrongs don't make a right.,Unless they do.,In which case you've just madea right out of two wrongs.,Which has got to be good!,Is it your first day too?,Yes, I'm not worried,but I think Isaac might be.,What if we went in together?,Yep! That way me and Isaaccan look after you if anything…,You know.,Oi, new kids!,Why?,Why? Did you hear what we said?,What's Phys-Ed?,Physical Education.,The Trunchbull speciality.,Who are you?,We're prefects.We're here to take you to class.,So we're going to start learning?,Oh, you'll start learning, all right.,Great, I already know the alphabet.,You don't know the alphabetuntil we learn you the alphabet.,Why?,Why?......
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